A lot of women in my old hometown say that men are simple with simpler wants and needs, but I think that's just a crock. What do you guys really look for? Just out of sheer curiousity.

Naked women to stare at and food.

you know that hole between your legs? thats what we want.

These answers...are awesome, but maybe I need to clarify. In a relationship I'm really hoping that the "hole between your legs" isn't the only incentive to keeping a guy tied down in the long term. Surely you have to have some qualifications as to what you're willing to put up with and what you strictly will not.

Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac
To drive me around in her cadillac
If she's not down on her knees
She will be flat on her back
I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac

We'll give her great big t!ts
And a little bitty azz
A ******* machine that never runs out of gas
A body like nobody's ever seen before
She recently inherited a liquor store

I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac
To drive me around in her cadillac
If she's not down on her knees
She will be flat on her back
I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac

Well she doesn't wanna marry
And she doesn't wanna fight
She doesn't get two **** if I stay out all night
I bring home another woman
She just gives me a smile
Take off our clothes then we **** in a pile

I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac
To drive me around in her cadillac
If she's not down on her knees
She will be flat on her back
I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac

Make her a magic fingers mama
That can roll up my doobs
The best in the west at cooking chinese food
She doesn't want to shop and she doesn't wear clothes
She always compliments me on the size of my hose

I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac
To drive me around in her cadillac
If she's not down on her knees
She will be flat on her back
I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac

We'll make her three feet tall
And stand about to here
With a flat spot on her head
So I can rest my beer

I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac
To drive me around in her cadillac
If she's not down her knees
She will be flat on her back
I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac

If only this were true for all guys.

My ex-husband was never happy with anything he had. He always needed a better car or a bigger house or more toys or whatever. And he had the same problem in a relationship. He couldn't be faithful to just one girl. He always wanted more and different.

So, I'm sure there are lots of guys who are happy with regular sex and food, but I don't think you can say "all guys want XY and Z" any more than you can say what "all girls want".

ok... besides the hole, there is your maintenance level, hi or low, i.e., do you contribute money, or do you spend all of mine... what does your mother look like... because that will be you in 20 yrs... do you have 4 kids by five fathers? are you fun to be around? do you take 4 hours to get ready to go somewhere? are you on time?
but mostly its the hole.

Are you sure we didnt marry the same guy?
I second every word!

I want someone who is exceptionally intelligent, exceptionally creative, with a good sense of humor and good communications skills, who won't try to change me and who won't feel the need to live for babies and booze.

Yes, I know that it will never happen.

He sounds insecure. A good therapist (or a great deal of introspection) could help him with that.

I'm completely happy in a relationship without anyone making me food or having sex

uh huh. do you have a pulse?

I find that hard to believe. You must be a new species.

I would have imagined you as a thinner and less happy chap that your profile pic shows. Are you telling us that you are a w@nker thats a good cook?
....C'mon, youre not really gordon ramsay are you...

Last I checked I had a pulse. Not all men are dependent on women, they are out there. No, I'm not a great cook but salad and fruit are my 2 favorite foods so I don't need to cook.

Are you a vegan? That would explain your low sex drive. Sex hormones are largely made of triglycerides found in meat.

but gordon ramsay is so cute

...and the other part? Cover? If I was a girl I might not trust you with my wardrobe... ...stretch the heck out of that hose.