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Topic: Stranded on a Desert Island - part 8
Sharris's photo
Fri 12/16/11 02:20 PM


I don't remember HER name.


Clay Henry was a billy goat and a famous character in Texas recent history. Sadly, too much beer ended his life. He was the mayor of Lajitas, Texas. His son and grandson drink beer too but are not the goat Clay Henry was.

sadly, they never are.

vivian2981's photo
Fri 12/16/11 02:48 PM


I have never milked a cow, I have milked a situation for as much as I could get out of it...milked a goat...made milk toast...do you know, that is quite remarkable...if I do say so myself.


Was the goat smelly?spock


Only if it's a Billy.

vivian2981's photo
Fri 12/16/11 02:49 PM


I don't remember HER name.


Clay Henry was a billy goat and a famous character in Texas recent history. Sadly, too much beer ended his life. He was the mayor of Lajitas, Texas. His son and grandson drink beer too but are not the goat Clay Henry was.


No they weren't...but the grandson ended up as mayor too.

Sharris's photo
Fri 12/16/11 02:50 PM



I have never milked a cow, I have milked a situation for as much as I could get out of it...milked a goat...made milk toast...do you know, that is quite remarkable...if I do say so myself.


Was the goat smelly?spock


Only if it's a Billy.

I think that was the point he was trying to make.

vivian2981's photo
Fri 12/16/11 02:51 PM




I have never milked a cow, I have milked a situation for as much as I could get out of it...milked a goat...made milk toast...do you know, that is quite remarkable...if I do say so myself.


Was the goat smelly?spock


Only if it's a Billy.

I think that was the point he was trying to make.


Yes it was.

metalwing's photo
Fri 12/16/11 02:52 PM



I don't remember HER name.


Clay Henry was a billy goat and a famous character in Texas recent history. Sadly, too much beer ended his life. He was the mayor of Lajitas, Texas. His son and grandson drink beer too but are not the goat Clay Henry was.


No they weren't...but the grandson ended up as mayor too.


Did you ever meet them?

vivian2981's photo
Fri 12/16/11 02:54 PM




I don't remember HER name.


Clay Henry was a billy goat and a famous character in Texas recent history. Sadly, too much beer ended his life. He was the mayor of Lajitas, Texas. His son and grandson drink beer too but are not the goat Clay Henry was.


No they weren't...but the grandson ended up as mayor too.


Did you ever meet them?


Yes....I lived close by, remember? Were you at the Chili cook off??

metalwing's photo
Fri 12/16/11 03:01 PM





I don't remember HER name.


Clay Henry was a billy goat and a famous character in Texas recent history. Sadly, too much beer ended his life. He was the mayor of Lajitas, Texas. His son and grandson drink beer too but are not the goat Clay Henry was.


No they weren't...but the grandson ended up as mayor too.


Did you ever meet them?


Yes....I lived close by, remember? Were you at the Chili cook off??


No, I went down in Walter Mischer's plane with his bridge superintendent to fool around. Walter and his buddy Tommy Steele built Lajitas and Tommy was going to be the mayor (or maybe it was Walter, I forget). They ran Clay Henry for mayor as a joke but the goat won the election. The goat was a heck of a beer drinker before he became mayor! Like most politicians, he got worse after being elected.

delilady's photo
Fri 12/16/11 03:35 PM
Why do I feel like someone is pulling my leg?

vivian2981's photo
Fri 12/16/11 03:48 PM
No, Jayne it's true...you can look it up on the internet....Clay was a beer drinking goat and the mayor of Lajaitas ....and he was a stinky 4 legged Billy Goat!!

he only drank out of beer bottles...the cans, he couldn't handle...he's take the open beer bottle in his mouth and bite it with his teeth..he then up threw back his head and would drink the whole bottle of beer.

Honest to gosh truth!

metalwing's photo
Fri 12/16/11 05:46 PM

No, Jayne it's true...you can look it up on the internet....Clay was a beer drinking goat and the mayor of Lajaitas ....and he was a stinky 4 legged Billy Goat!!

he only drank out of beer bottles...the cans, he couldn't handle...he's take the open beer bottle in his mouth and bite it with his teeth..he then up threw back his head and would drink the whole bottle of beer.

Honest to gosh truth!


And he was killed by his own son while they were both drunk over a little nanny! The son continued to drink, perhaps to drown the sorrow of killing his own father over a damn goat!

vivian2981's photo
Fri 12/16/11 07:37 PM


No, Jayne it's true...you can look it up on the internet....Clay was a beer drinking goat and the mayor of Lajaitas ....and he was a stinky 4 legged Billy Goat!!

he only drank out of beer bottles...the cans, he couldn't handle...he's take the open beer bottle in his mouth and bite it with his teeth..he then up threw back his head and would drink the whole bottle of beer.

Honest to gosh truth!


And he was killed by his own son while they were both drunk over a little nanny! The son continued to drink, perhaps to drown the sorrow of killing his own father over a damn goat!



laugh laugh goats are not trustworthy.

delilady's photo
Fri 12/16/11 07:52 PM
And Texans think Yankees are strange!

vivian2981's photo
Sat 12/17/11 03:19 AM
shocked Strange????


Why Jayne....I'm shocked!

He maybe a drunk...but he's a good mayor....his town loves himspock Every year, he wins the election ...fair and square..they haven't found anyone yet that can beat him.whoa

metalwing's photo
Sat 12/17/11 07:26 AM
Read the sign!!!



My friend and drinking companion!!!:cry:


vivian2981's photo
Sat 12/17/11 08:50 AM

Read the sign!!!



My friend and drinking companion!!!:cry:




No wonder us Texans are PROUD!!!bigsmile

metalwing's photo
Sat 12/17/11 09:07 AM
This is for JAYNE!!! sadly ignorant of Texas ways.


Lesson number one on "How to be a real Texan!"


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEGC8hwIqOY

vivian2981's photo
Sun 12/18/11 04:36 AM

This is for JAYNE!!! sadly ignorant of Texas ways.


Lesson number one on "How to be a real Texan!"


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEGC8hwIqOY



:thumbsup: good video!

Sharris's photo
Sun 12/18/11 05:22 AM
What a great video!!!

vivian2981's photo
Sun 12/18/11 05:29 AM
Doncha just love that part of Texas???laugh laugh

Miles and miles of .......NOTHING!!:banana: :banana:

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