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| Topic: Stranded on a Desert Island - part 8 | |
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My brother-in-law broke his back in a car accident. They put him in a full body cast. He wanted to go to the Chili Cookoff in Terlingua so my sister stuck him in the back of a van where he rolled around on the floor like a bowling ball all the way from Luckenbach. It didn't do his back any good.  a great story. Sadie....are you having a party? All by herself??? You know how blind I am...when I looked at her new picture, it looked like she was holding a glass of wine. But upon further inspection...I see it's two candy kisses.  One kiss would make a party ... if it was a good one.  It sure could!!  Especially if it was a HOT and JUICY kiss!!!  ... and some fudge!!!! White Chocolate Mint Fudge!!!  Melted by a pair of HOT LIPS!!!!  
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The Spiny Sea Urchin inches it's way back to the water. The loose collection of neural pathways buzz with satisfaction and contentment...
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"Who was that masked Sea Urchin?" wondered Hot Lips
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The pirate, confused by being called "short" by Hot Lips, gets off his knees and stands up.
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Is that all....you're no taller now..would you like a bucket?
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Sadie....are you having a party? All by herself??? You know how blind I am...when I looked at her new picture, it looked like she was holding a glass of wine. But upon further inspection...I see it's two candy kisses. One kiss would make a party ... if it was a good one. It sure could!! Especially if it was a HOT and JUICY kiss!!! What if it's a sweet and sticky kiss? |
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Hot Lips, still in delirium from urchin venom, continues to drool and babble.
The NASA helicopter lands on the island nearby. They walk over to the drooling beach babe and point some instruments at her. "Yes sir, this is the source of the heating of the upper atmosphere! She appears to have lost much of the insulation on her head which was preventing massive flows of heat escaping." "Give her a wig!" "Yes Sir! ... What do we do about that tall good looking pirate?" "Give him fifty bucks, a NASA baseball cap, and tell him to keep his mouth shut about this!" "Yes Sir". |
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Is that all....you're no taller now..would you like a bucket? I'm not even touching it... |
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Is that all....you're no taller now..would you like a bucket? I'm not even touching it... Good Lord.  ..did I say that???  but... but that's not what.....no....not at all......No....I just meant...oh chit...  |
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Is that all....you're no taller now..would you like a bucket? I'm not even touching it... Good Lord. ..did I say that??? but... but that's not what.....no....not at all......No....I just meant...oh chit... Ha ha. You should look up the urban dictionary definition of "bucket". I would post it here .... but ....
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Is that all....you're no taller now..would you like a bucket? I'm not even touching it... Good Lord. ..did I say that??? but... but that's not what.....no....not at all......No....I just meant...oh chit... Ha ha. You should look up the urban dictionary definition of "bucket". I would post it here .... but .... don't you dare!!!  Why can't words mean what they used to????
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Edited by
galendgirl
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Tue 12/20/11 10:49 AM
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Is that all....you're no taller now..would you like a bucket? I'm not even touching it... Good Lord. ..did I say that??? but... but that's not what.....no....not at all......No....I just meant...oh chit... Ha ha. You should look up the urban dictionary definition of "bucket". I would post it here .... but .... I was thinking if the old flat head jokes but also didn't dare... |
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Is that all....you're no taller now..would you like a bucket? I'm not even touching it... Good Lord. ..did I say that??? but... but that's not what.....no....not at all......No....I just meant...oh chit... Ha ha. You should look up the urban dictionary definition of "bucket". I would post it here .... but .... don't you dare!!! Why can't words mean what they used to???? 
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{NASA official} "Officer, which wig did you put on the beach babe radiation source?"
"I tried to match her present hairdo sir!" "I can see that" |
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Is that all....you're no taller now..would you like a bucket? I'm not even touching it... Good Lord. ..did I say that??? but... but that's not what.....no....not at all......No....I just meant...oh chit... Ha ha. You should look up the urban dictionary definition of "bucket". I would post it here .... but .... I was thinking if the old flat head jokes but also didn't dare... I'm SOOOOOOOO behind on things
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{NASA official} "Officer, which wig did you put on the beach babe radiation source?" "I tried to match her present hairdo sir!" "I can see that" I don't DO rainbows 
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{NASA official} "Officer, which wig did you put on the beach babe radiation source?" "I tried to match her present hairdo sir!" "I can see that" I don't DO rainbows Normally.
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{NASA official} "Officer, which wig did you put on the beach babe radiation source?" "I tried to match her present hairdo sir!" "I can see that" I don't DO rainbows Normally. If you were closer I'd throw something at you!!
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{NASA official} "Officer, which wig did you put on the beach babe radiation source?" "I tried to match her present hairdo sir!" "I can see that" I don't DO rainbows Normally. If you were closer I'd throw something at you!! A pickle of your own making?
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{NASA official} "Officer, which wig did you put on the beach babe radiation source?" "I tried to match her present hairdo sir!" "I can see that" I don't DO rainbows Normally. If you were closer I'd throw something at you!! A pickle of your own making? naw....a rock of my making! 
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