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Topic: Stranded on a Desert Island - part 8
vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Thu 12/08/11 09:48 AM


metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Fri 12/09/11 08:02 AM
The sea urchin crawls along the bottom of the ocean, spines gently waving in the current. Some deep instinct causes it head for shallow water. It senses the surf and heads for land with unknown purpose. The waves assist as it crawls upon the beach eventually reaching dry sand. The urge to mate awakens as it senses the gently wafting spines of the female nearby. He approaches. "What'ca doing Hot Lips?" says one islander to the beach babe. "Jest watching that spiny thing crawl this way." she pipes.

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Fri 12/09/11 09:22 AM
The sea urchin crawls along the bottom of the ocean, spines gently waving in the current. Some deep instinct causes it head for shallow water. It senses the surf and heads for land with unknown purpose. The waves assist as it crawls upon the beach eventually reaching dry sand. The urge to mate awakens as it senses the gently wafting spines of the female nearby. He approaches. "What'ca doing Hot Lips?" says one islander to the beach babe. "Jest watching that spiny thing crawl this way." she pipes. "It must be that hairdo you have " said the islander. " That medicine man guaranteed that it would draw attention, but this is just crazy!!" cried Hot Lips.

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Fri 12/09/11 09:40 AM
The sea urchin crawls along the bottom of the ocean, spines gently waving in the current. Some deep instinct causes it head for shallow water. It senses the surf and heads for land with unknown purpose. The waves assist as it crawls upon the beach eventually reaching dry sand. The urge to mate awakens as it senses the gently wafting spines of the female nearby. He approaches. "What'ca doing Hot Lips?" says one islander to the beach babe. "Jest watching that spiny thing crawl this way." she pipes. "It must be that hairdo you have " said the islander. " That medicine man guaranteed that it would draw attention, but this is just crazy!!" cried Hot Lips. The urchin crawls closer and reaches the foot. He carefully climbs upon the toe, up the ankle, and starts to climb the leg. His primitive senses are afire with the taste of the chemicals of his new mate. "You need to be careful with those things", the islander warns. Those spines can hurt!" Hot Lips smiles. "That little fella's on a mission ... and he kinda tickles!" The urchin, without sufficient neural pathways to call a brain, stops for a moment, wriggles his spines, and give the Sea Urchin neural equivalent of "Whoo Hooo!"

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Fri 12/09/11 09:56 AM
The sea urchin crawls along the bottom of the ocean, spines gently waving in the current. Some deep instinct causes it head for shallow water. It senses the surf and heads for land with unknown purpose. The waves assist as it crawls upon the beach eventually reaching dry sand. The urge to mate awakens as it senses the gently wafting spines of the female nearby. He approaches. "What'ca doing Hot Lips?" says one islander to the beach babe. "Jest watching that spiny thing crawl this way." she pipes. "It must be that hairdo you have " said the islander. " That medicine man guaranteed that it would draw attention, but this is just crazy!!" cried Hot Lips. The urchin crawls closer and reaches the foot. He carefully climbs upon the toe, up the ankle, and starts to climb the leg. His primitive senses are afire with the taste of the chemicals of his new mate. "You need to be careful with those things", the islander warns. Those spines can hurt!" Hot Lips smiles. "That little fella's on a mission ... and he kinda tickles!" The urchin, without sufficient neural pathways to call a brain, stops for a moment, wriggles his spines, and give the Sea Urchin neural equivalent of "Whoo Hooo!" "DAYUM!!! I've been bit!!!"

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Fri 12/09/11 10:18 AM
The sea urchin crawls along the bottom of the ocean, spines gently waving in the current. Some deep instinct causes it head for shallow water. It senses the surf and heads for land with unknown purpose. The waves assist as it crawls upon the beach eventually reaching dry sand. The urge to mate awakens as it senses the gently wafting spines of the female nearby. He approaches. "What'ca doing Hot Lips?" says one islander to the beach babe. "Jest watching that spiny thing crawl this way." she pipes. "It must be that hairdo you have " said the islander. " That medicine man guaranteed that it would draw attention, but this is just crazy!!" cried Hot Lips. The urchin crawls closer and reaches the foot. He carefully climbs upon the toe, up the ankle, and starts to climb the leg. His primitive senses are afire with the taste of the chemicals of his new mate. "You need to be careful with those things", the islander warns. Those spines can hurt!" Hot Lips smiles. "That little fella's on a mission ... and he kinda tickles!" The urchin, without sufficient neural pathways to call a brain, stops for a moment, wriggles his spines, and gives the Sea Urchin neural equivalent of "Whoo Hooo!" "DAYUM!!! I've been bit!!!" The pirate walking down the beach spys the maiden in distress. She is sitting in a beach chair with a Sea Urchin on her leg trying to decide how it get it off without getting stuck by the painful spines. "Arrrrrhhhh! Ye be needing some help thar me buxom beauty?" "No" Hot Lips quips. "I've had enough urchins for one day!"

Sharris Joined Sun 12/10/06 Posts: 7300	Fri 12/09/11 11:53 AM
Spiney is as Spiney does...

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Fri 12/09/11 05:08 PM
Hot Lips was thinking....my what a short pirate

oldsage Joined Thu 09/14/06 Posts: 18043	Sat 12/10/11 06:45 AM
while the Pirate thinks, NICE LEGS.

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Sat 12/10/11 06:48 AM
Hot Lips

oldsage Joined Thu 09/14/06 Posts: 18043	Sat 12/10/11 06:51 AM
Hot Lips & all the parts in between

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Sat 12/10/11 06:54 AM
Hot Lips & all the parts in between

oldsage Joined Thu 09/14/06 Posts: 18043	Sat 12/10/11 06:55 AM
Hot Lips & all the parts in between Hot time on the old island today. Bring on the JACK.

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Sat 12/10/11 06:56 AM
Hot Lips & all the parts in between Hot time on the old island today. Bring on the JACK. I need some Jack and some rum for the cakes I'm baking.

oldsage Joined Thu 09/14/06 Posts: 18043	Sat 12/10/11 06:58 AM
Hot Lips & all the parts in between Hot time on the old island today. Bring on the JACK. I need some Jack and some rum for the cakes I'm baking. Rum for cakes is OK, but JACK is for sipping NOT baking.

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Sat 12/10/11 09:37 AM
Hot Lips & all the parts in between Hot time on the old island today. Bring on the JACK. I need some Jack and some rum for the cakes I'm baking. Rum for cakes is OK, but JACK is for sipping NOT baking. I like cooking with it...put it on my ham for Thanksgiving...everyone loved it!

oldsage Joined Thu 09/14/06 Posts: 18043	Sun 12/11/11 07:21 AM
Might have to try that, but thinkI will always preferr to drink Jack.

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Sun 12/11/11 07:32 AM
Might have to try that, but thinkI will always preferr to drink Jack. It is a multipurpose drink!

Optomistic69 Joined Mon 10/10/11 Posts: 5173	Sun 12/11/11 08:03 AM Edited by Optomistic69 on Sun 12/11/11 08:03 AM
Might have to try that, but thinkI will always preferr to drink Jack. It is a multipurpose drink! Someone offering to Buy a Drink

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Sun 12/11/11 08:04 AM
Might have to try that, but thinkI will always preferr to drink Jack. It is a multipurpose drink! Someone offering to Buy a Drink No, but you can have a piece of cake.