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Dude! What were you on? It's all good, we all FU!
No "major" admissions that I'd like to see but ....Have you ever thought, "WTF was I thinking, doing, saying, etc.? Today I said that "chronological liars" bother me.  Well NS Sherlock! They have their timeline strait!......Hope that's not "PATHOLOGICAL"?
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hahahahaha
Okay. Sometimes when applying eye-makeup, I go for the wrong eye. Like the one still open. |
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hahahahaha Okay. Sometimes when applying eye-makeup, I go for the wrong eye. Like the one still open.    
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I normally poke myself in the eye with the mascara rush
Kimmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmy!!!! Ya, me too :-) |
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hahahahaha Okay. Sometimes when applying eye-makeup, I go for the wrong eye. Like the one still open. On more than one occasion I have poured the hot water into the sugar bowl while making a cup of tea... 
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Maybe this is how the inventor
of sweet tea did it! |
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Maybe this is how the inventor of sweet tea did it! No...the tea bag was in the cup beside the sugar bowl..
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Hahaha not again! I went for soup and salad today. I got the perfect stab of lettuce, tomato, and a few other greens. I raised my fork and blew on my veggies.......WHY?
...and NO I didn't get burnt by the soup because of being gun shy |
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hahaha
I have an uncle. Who, when scratching his head, always tapped it afterwards. I watched this for years trying to figure out why he tapped it. Then the light went off. When his father, who always wore a toupe, would scratch his head, he had to tap the toupe back into place. So the kid watched that and absorbed it. Still cracks me up. The things we do, even after we know why. Not unlike vegetable blowing :-) |
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I'm convinced its the right side, left side of the brain shorting out.
Had a handful of garbage in one hand and my house keys in the other. Damn dumpster was 6' high 
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I'm convinced its the right side, left side of the brain shorting out. Had a handful of garbage in one hand and my house keys in the other. Damn dumpster was 6' high
You were trying to fit the garbage in the lock. Before you noticed, huh. |
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Edited by
JOHNN111
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Tue 10/18/11 01:50 PM
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I'm convinced its the right side, left side of the brain shorting out. Had a handful of garbage in one hand and my house keys in the other. Damn dumpster was 6' high
You were trying to fit the garbage in the lock. Before you noticed, huh. Hahaha
Soufie, I'm homeless and renting till Jan. If the right and left side of my brain were working right... I would have thought about that dumpster for living arrangements... No instead I'm getting poked for $2500.00 a month. 
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I normally poke myself in the eye with the mascara rush
Kimmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmy!!!! Ya, me too :-) |
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Hahaha
Soufie, I'm homeless and renting till Jan. If the right and left side of my brain were working right... I would have thought about that dumpster for living arrangements... No instead I'm getting poked for $2500.00 a month.
You would need some Febreze. |
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Edited by
kelp1961
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Tue 10/18/11 07:59 PM
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I normally poke myself in the eye with the mascara rush
Kimmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmy!!!! Ya, me too :-) and this is exactly why I do not wear makeup..I am just not coordinated enough. |
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you abanded us
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you abanded us
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I could flip this thread with the number of silly and/or embarrassing things I could 'fess up! I'll claim 'em all - just name it and I've probably done it!
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hahaha I have an uncle. Who, when scratching his head, always tapped it afterwards. I watched this for years trying to figure out why he tapped it. Then the light went off. When his father, who always wore a toupe, would scratch his head, he had to tap the toupe back into place. So the kid watched that and absorbed it. Still cracks me up. The things we do, even after we know why. Not unlike vegetable blowing :-) Lmao! (checking to see if shiznit is still there and in place)....Was completely ready for work this afternoon. Had lunch, phone, book, and everything else in place. I was in need of nothing, but forgot to transfer wallet from pants to pants. I wasn't necessarily tripping on (having lost wallet). I knew where it was....but along about 22:00 Jason says, "WTF, why do you keep slapping your azz?" LMAO, it just felt like my hip was empty. |
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i cant be the only one who walks face-first into doors that say pull.... on a regular basis... lol
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