Walking along and then trip over your own feet!! AND then look around to see if anyone saw it. LOL

Okay .. I confess: that's me too. I occasionally blow on my salad, trip over my own feet and when I wore makeup, I poked myself in the eye a LOT. I've also slipped and punched myself in the face while putting on my bra, poked my nostril while trying to aim my toothbrush into my mouth and washed my hair with dishwashing liquid at the sink when the shampoo bottle was right next to me and already opened, waiting for use. I can't tell you how many times I've poured coffee into the sugar bowl, thrown a dish into the garbage and the garbage into the sink and any number of absent-minded snafus.

So now you know .. I am a total klutzy dork.

Emailing, I wanted to answer my client in the affirmative that I recieved her Powerpoint presentation. I was trying to fire back, "Got it!"

My typo...."Go tit!"

Luckily she was cool and wrote back, "LMAO, Glad you're a fan! TTY tomorrow."

Once I took $300 out of the bank for a weekend vacation, it was in a bank envelope..Being in a hurry I just jammed it in my purse.. Had other mail there and when I got to Post Office, grabbed mail and put it in box. When I got home, looked for my money, guess where it was.. It went to Akron, Ohio, main post office.. I reported it to PO and 2 days later they called me and said they found it...someone was sooooo honest.. And I'm always locking myself out of the house so now my neighbor has an extra key....

I once got up on the wrong side of the bed.

Thing was the bed was an air mattress and it was next to the pool.

Hey do what I do . . . get up brush yourself off and complain loudly . . .Damm Air Rocks . :)

oh boy...today I said to someone......I will have to remove the top 1.5 feet and 18 inches..just quoting some written instructions and as I as trying to add that up in my head I noticed the person I was talking to had that huh? look...then I realized it said 1.5 feet OR 18 inches....well there's one for Beachfarmer's thread I said to myself..

I usually say " Hey, careful of that bump there" as I laugh.

hehehe...from Akron to the pool and mismeasured....it happens!

well I'll be a close relative - I walk into walls, and those big poles in the middle of large rooms

every time - can't miss


most days I catch myself before actually making contact but the other day i was washing my hands in the bathroom at work - made a quick spin to the left to leave and whack - right into the wall on the left ...head first....

I suppose I can self-promote. Seems to be the way theses days. Good luck with it youngins.

If I had 1400000000 threads to dredge up, I suppose I'd do it too.........but I miss Athens Sparticans!