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| Topic: All right ladies...you VS. my right hand... | |
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Ok ladies, eventually you may run across some decent guy who has been single for a while.....
You still got competition... As a guy, I can honestly say, I have made sweet love to my hand for decades now. You gals gome catching up to do if you wanna compete but, it is gonna take some practice and probably couple of blisters. (I don't pleasure myself like I am gay...more like a boat load of really lonely vikings.) My right hand also works me over in the shower with the louffa. It also provides the shake after I pee. My right hand has never spilled any of my freak secrets and is an awesome hand in the kitchen. It also dresses me every day. You women think you got something to throw on the table to woo us guys with......? What can you ladies give us guys that we can't do with our hand? |
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i am left handed
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bjs.
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If someone prefers their own hand to other things, why should we have to woo them? Sure, a hand will do, but if you've got a better offer and don't take it that's not our fault.
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what I'm really wondering is how one pleasures oneself like one is gay..........
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My right hand also works me over in the shower with the louffa. It also provides the shake after I pee. My right hand has never spilled any of my freak secrets and is an awesome hand in the kitchen. It also dresses me every day. You women think you got something to throw on the table to woo us guys with......? What can you ladies give us guys that we can't do with our hand? We can see to it that your left hand is never jealous. |
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what I'm really wondering is how one pleasures oneself like one is gay.......... I scream my own name when I orgasm.... I don't know if that is gay or not...I didn't see anything about it in the bible so I am thinking that it is cool. But, ya never know..ya know? |
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Edited by
krupa
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Wed 10/12/11 07:16 PM
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bjs. There IS that..... Kinda like tickling yourself...there are some things ya just can't do. |
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Here are just a few of the things we women can offer. . Kissing,running our nails across your back, the sweet scent of our skin,the feel of our luscious bodies next to yours as we lay our head on your chest and sigh with contintment.
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Can your right hand whisper softly in your ear all the good things you want to hear?
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Can your right hand whisper softly in your ear all the good things you want to hear? Good one! 
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Can your right hand...orgasm on your face?
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bjs. I second that one. |
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bjs.  hand fails where mouth succeeds! 
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One clear win for the hand over a partner, is I never have to travel very far to enjoy my right hand's company. Plus, my right hand is never at work unless I am, nor sleeping, nor studying. My right hand is always available when I want it.
Can your right hand whisper softly in your ear all the good things you want to hear? Only when its holding my cell phone, with that one audio recording I like to play, over and over and over and over... |
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So... I take it you all aren't "boob guys" eh?
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So... I take it you all aren't "boob guys" eh? I like boobies and butts about equal. |
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Edited by
massagetrade
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Wed 10/12/11 10:52 PM
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So... I take it you all aren't "boob guys" eh? Oh, I LOVE ****! Wait, what was the topic? **** are great for looking at; not so much for having a relationship with. Edit: Hmm... the word t!ts is censored? Surprising. |
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So... I take it you all aren't "boob guys" eh? Oh, I LOVE ****! Wait, what was the topic? **** are great for looking at; not so much for having a relationship with. Relationship wise, they're about as useful as a right hand. Agreed. 
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