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Topic: DEAR LUV2ROKNROLLBY!
luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Fri 12/23/11 06:28 PM
Kiss my azz! I love yankin your chain Turtle! yank baby yank Damn, my arms getting tired!! Would ya hurry up already?? we got all night You do. I got chit to do!

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Fri 12/23/11 06:33 PM
Kiss my azz! I love yankin your chain Turtle! yank baby yank Damn, my arms getting tired!! Would ya hurry up already?? we got all night You do. I got chit to do! and I need to go to bed

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Fri 12/23/11 06:43 PM
Kiss my azz! I love yankin your chain Turtle! yank baby yank Damn, my arms getting tired!! Would ya hurry up already?? we got all night You do. I got chit to do! and I need to go to bed Im outta here! Go to sleep grandpa!

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Fri 12/23/11 06:45 PM
Kiss my azz! I love yankin your chain Turtle! yank baby yank Damn, my arms getting tired!! Would ya hurry up already?? we got all night You do. I got chit to do! and I need to go to bed Im outta here! Go to sleep grandpa! yes deer..KABOOM....

doc_dog Joined Sat 11/05/11 Posts: 1245	Fri 12/23/11 06:50 PM
Dear Luv, I have a friend who really needs to get some sex, but has only her female dog with her currently. Should i send her a shaky toy? Signed, Doc cares

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Fri 12/23/11 06:53 PM
Dear Luv, I have a friend who really needs to get some sex, but has only her female dog with her currently. Should i send her a shaky toy? Signed, Doc cares LIVE ONLINE with Doc...thanks for the call..... I think she should already have her own "shaky toys", if shes a mature woman, but ya know, ya can only do the "shaky toy" thing for so long, till you really crave a "Polska Keilbasa!". Hopefully, she will stop off at "Hickory Farms", and get herself one! And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE...............................

doc_dog Joined Sat 11/05/11 Posts: 1245	Fri 12/23/11 06:55 PM
Luv, it's Doc again. Can I send her a stud disguised as a pizza delivery guy?

Ash36 Joined Fri 12/24/10 Posts: 19735	Fri 12/23/11 07:58 PM
Zzzzzzz Doc, can you hear me?zzzzzz this Ashton from delta07 copy that. Luv2rocknroll is currently takin a nap. She'll be back ASAP. So, lets take view on your case. How old is your friend? Sendin a pizza boy would be risky as if the neighbours would get suspicious or if her neighbour has a crush on her then its a deal. Ok tell her to hangout in a bar, ALONE. Pick a guy she wanna phuck. Just stare into his eyes n turn your head sideways. (((DING))) nothin more to say, its goin to be her lucky day. Oh n warn her to kick the butt of the guy after the action. Merry Christmas

doc_dog Joined Sat 11/05/11 Posts: 1245	Fri 12/23/11 08:01 PM
Ash, yer a trip! Does that work? Imma try that myself. Dayum, if that's all it takes...

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6612	Sat 12/24/11 01:01 AM
Zzzzzzz Doc, can you hear me?zzzzzz this Ashton from delta07 copy that. Luv2rocknroll is currently takin a nap. She'll be back ASAP. So, lets take view on your case. How old is your friend? Sendin a pizza boy would be risky as if the neighbours would get suspicious or if her neighbour has a crush on her then its a deal. Ok tell her to hangout in a bar, ALONE. Pick a guy she wanna phuck. Just stare into his eyes n turn your head sideways. (((DING))) nothin more to say, its goin to be her lucky day. Oh n warn her to kick the butt of the guy after the action. Merry Christmas Can I keep the pizza?

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Sun 12/25/11 05:55 PM
Luv, it's Doc again. Can I send her a stud disguised as a pizza delivery guy?

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Sun 12/25/11 05:55 PM
Zzzzzzz Doc, can you hear me?zzzzzz this Ashton from delta07 copy that. Luv2rocknroll is currently takin a nap. She'll be back ASAP. So, lets take view on your case. How old is your friend? Sendin a pizza boy would be risky as if the neighbours would get suspicious or if her neighbour has a crush on her then its a deal. Ok tell her to hangout in a bar, ALONE. Pick a guy she wanna phuck. Just stare into his eyes n turn your head sideways. (((DING))) nothin more to say, its goin to be her lucky day. Oh n warn her to kick the butt of the guy after the action. Merry Christmas

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Sun 12/25/11 05:57 PM
Zzzzzzz Doc, can you hear me?zzzzzz this Ashton from delta07 copy that. Luv2rocknroll is currently takin a nap. She'll be back ASAP. So, lets take view on your case. How old is your friend? Sendin a pizza boy would be risky as if the neighbours would get suspicious or if her neighbour has a crush on her then its a deal. Ok tell her to hangout in a bar, ALONE. Pick a guy she wanna phuck. Just stare into his eyes n turn your head sideways. (((DING))) nothin more to say, its goin to be her lucky day. Oh n warn her to kick the butt of the guy after the action. Merry Christmas Can I keep the pizza? Not till im done with the pepperoni! And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE.............................

Ruth34611 Joined Sat 08/02/08 Posts: 32402	Sun 12/25/11 05:59 PM
I ate too many salty chips today and the inside of my mouth is now sore. What should I do?

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Sun 12/25/11 06:17 PM
I ate too many salty chips today and the inside of my mouth is now sore. What should I do? ONLINE with Ruth...............thanks for calling, and Merry Christmas to you and yours............................................ I think you probably need to fill your mouth with some sort of a "warm natural protein substance" now. Its very soothing, for more than just your mouth. Hehe. And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE................................

Ash36 Joined Fri 12/24/10 Posts: 19735	Mon 12/26/11 08:02 AM
Ash, yer a trip! Does that work? Imma try that myself. Dayum, if that's all it takes... sure it works. But it has its risk. The attention you'll get is from a creepers, not lovers. But hey creepers can be hot too. Just make sure you never see that guy again after the job is done at his place(not yours). Oh n Doc, do you carry a condom with you?

Ash36 Joined Fri 12/24/10 Posts: 19735	Mon 12/26/11 08:07 AM
Now back at our dear Luv2rocknroll, whats wrong with my profile pic? Is it mouth which gives some peeps goosebumps? Or is it Billy standin on my left with his wide jaw? Last nite i mailed a chick on here. The reply i got was- ''back off, you phuckin creeper!''

doc_dog Joined Sat 11/05/11 Posts: 1245	Mon 12/26/11 03:47 PM
Ash, yer a trip! Does that work? Imma try that myself. Dayum, if that's all it takes... sure it works. But it has its risk. The attention you'll get is from a creepers, not lovers. But hey creepers can be hot too. Just make sure you never see that guy again after the job is done at his place(not yours). Oh n Doc, do you carry a condom with you? Sweet pea, mt Dad died of AIDS. I am a very safe chick.

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Mon 12/26/11 03:51 PM
Zzzzzzz Doc, can you hear me?zzzzzz this Ashton from delta07 copy that. Luv2rocknroll is currently takin a nap. She'll be back ASAP. So, lets take view on your case. How old is your friend? Sendin a pizza boy would be risky as if the neighbours would get suspicious or if her neighbour has a crush on her then its a deal. Ok tell her to hangout in a bar, ALONE. Pick a guy she wanna phuck. Just stare into his eyes n turn your head sideways. (((DING))) nothin more to say, its goin to be her lucky day. Oh n warn her to kick the butt of the guy after the action. Merry Christmas Can I keep the pizza? DAYUM UJ...you're almost good looking without dick tickler

boonedoggy61 Joined Fri 09/09/11 Posts: 10425	Mon 12/26/11 03:57 PM