see, you should of hired me....I know where he lives

LIVE and ONLINE with Ash....thanks for the call..............

First of all,

dont listen to Gearhead, or Turtle! Geez!

Besides, its MY show, NOT HIS!

But he refuses to stop answering questions, and has managed to elude my security guards, for quite a while now???



Im actually going to try to give you a SERIOUS answer to this question....because I see you are in need of a serious answer.

Well lets see,

if shes a teenager, shes too old for "Hello Kitty", although I still buy "Hello Kitty" stuff,

but I am very immature, for my age.

I like the "hoodie" idea, but you have to make sure, you get one, that represents what shes into.

Example: If she likes skulls, get one with skulls on it,(I have one with skulls, very cool).

Does she like Justin Beiber, or Hanna Montana? At Walmart, I have seen both of them on hoodies.



WHAT SHE WOULD REALLY CHERISH,

would be a piece of jewelry. You can go to Walmart, or Kmart, and buy real gold or silver jewelry, for a low price. Save the receipt, in case she doesnt care for it, so that she can return it, for something she does like.

What jewelry, you say??? A charm bracelet, would be awesome, if she has pierced ears, some pretty earrings,(HER STYLE, you should kinda know what she usually wears). A pretty necklace, or even a ring(although you would need to know her size for a ring, but she could always return it for a different size).

Im still in my teens mentally, and nothing says "bomb-diggity-bomb-bomb" to me, like jewelry. You can keep it forever, and always be reminded of the person who bought it for you, whenever you look at it.

Just whatever you do, DO NOT BUY FAKE JEWELRY. It will turn green, when it gets wet, and that would be horrible!

Merry Christmas Ash to you and yours.

I hope this helps you!






And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE...............................

*Hides on the roof* He'll never make it up the ladder with that metal hip.......

Dear luv,

I have a problem. No cash for dates but time. Apparently getting a part time job...but then no time for dates but cash.

Do quickies count?

Ah, I aint no kidding but here we go again. I bought mom a ring, no not from walmart. Is it fake? Oh boy! Only mom can found out lol and yeah sis likes hanna Montana. Actually i used to watch it too So I'll look for a hanna montana hoodie. Errr.... Did ya just say Beiber? He SUCKS. I really like the idea of bracelet. Yes, it can be the gift to remember one. Hmmmm last time i saw her she wore a pendant. Bah, now where did she got that? Still a mystery. Okay silver bracelet. Here i come.

Thanks for your concern, Dr. Luv

merry christmas to you. Hope it brings you real happiness

lady luv,
do you think people will get mad at me if I shoot santa out of the sky???

LIVE ONLINE with Turtle....


**** off!

Go kill another innocent deer!






And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE NOW..........................

that wasn't very nice

And do you think its nice killing innocent creatures, while they are drinking from a pond, or caring for their young??

When you could easily buy THAT CHIT, or other meat at a store!

we won't go into that...

Yeah....

cause it WRONG, WRONG, WRONG, WRONG, WRONG!!!!!!!

maybe you're right. maybe everybody should stop hunting and let them over populate and die of starvation and disease...

Pffffffffffft!

*Dearluv2roknrollby leaves the building*

Kiss my azz!

I love yankin your chain Turtle!

yank baby yank

Damn, my arms getting tired!!

Would ya hurry up already??