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Dear luv2rocknrollby, I've heard many tales of angels in my childhood. Mom used to say there's a specific place where angels exist. Now that I've grown some sense, i think she was refferin angels to deceased who were somewhere alive in this world. And then only memories are left to abandoned. I couldnt just figured that out. And now Im a bit embarrased to ask her   |
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Sun 01/01/12 09:58 AM
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AMEN AMEN AMEN AMEN AMEN AMEN AMEN AMEN AMEN AMEN I totally agree with everyone else. My grandmother was a true blue hardcore Italian woman, so needless to say, she made unbelievable "Spaghetti and Meatballs". I always loved them, and ate lots when she cooked it. Then I grew up, and thought that I could make "Spaghetti and Meatballs", like my grandma did. I would watch her, everytime she made it, and she NEVER measured anything. She told me that the "Spaghetti Gods" told her EXACTLY how much of everything to use, and I would laugh. I tried, and tried, and tried to make her "Spaghetti and Meatballs", and no matter how hard I watched, or how hard I tried, mine NEVER tasted like hers. (I was also unable to chop like her. She had this way of chopping the garlic really fine, and the vegetables all even sizes, ect...). Then, my grandmother died. The very next time after her death, that I made "Spaghetti and Meatballs", it was amazing. I was looking at my hands, and they were flying just like grandmas did. The chopping, a pinch of this, a dash of that, and to my amazement, for the first time, MY "Spaghetti and Meatballs", tasted EXACTLY like my grandmother made it. Now, I know, she took ahold of my hands that day, and takes ahold of them every time since then, cause now when I look down at my hands when im making "Spaghetti and Meatballs", I dont see MY hands working...I see HER hands working. Another thing. My grandma lived far away from me growing up, so I didnt get to see her as much as I always wanted to. And so, I spent alot of time missing my grandma. But since she died, its like, shes right beside me all the time. I no longer miss her, because somehow, she is with me now. And this is all true! And of course its not "out of line" to answer questions here Docbiotch. I just like giving my boyfriend a hard time when HE does it, cause he knows im just kidding, when I do all that MY, MY, MY, MY, MY, No worries! And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE......................... |
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Dearest Luv,
Do you have a magic potion or spell or something to find my sweetie a job so he can finish his last semester of school and move closer to me? Thanks bunches! Doc |
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Ummmmmmmmm Turtle, Ya did not take this seriously, coming from "ME", did you?  You DO know me better than that by now...right? What I said was true, but screaming it at you was meant to be a joke, like your old, and deaf, and cant hear me,.......hahaha.......humor.     hey luvmedoc, my question for today is, why do I keep waking up in the middle of the night and can't gO back to sleep???  Thats a really easy one.............. CAUSE YOUR FRIGGEN OLD, LIKE THE REST OF US. AND OLD PEOPLE DONT EVER SLEEP THROUGH THE NIGHT, UNLESS THEY TAKE 4 SLEEPING PILLS, THAT YOUR ONLY SUPPOSE TO TAKE ONE OF, LIKE I DO!!!!!!!! And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE............................ but, butt...I'm only 93 
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93 That's 39 spelled backwards Ash... 
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Dear Luv....
I could use your help with an issue I have experienced lately. (since I was about 4) Between 4- 5 am...I wake up with a throbbing angry looking boner that is demanding attention....I try to ignore it but it slaps me upside the chest just expecting me to go stick him into something....I have tried to explain that "The bar sluts are already asleep man" Still, my penis wakes me at odd hours to do it's bidding. Please! Help me reason with him and tell him that super satisfying sexual gratification is over rated experience and a marketing scheme that "The Man" has implemented to keep us all fat and lazy. I really apprecieate your input...I sometimes feel like my penis is in control of my destiny and would feel better if my penis was controlled by internet chicks. (no way they could be more screwed off than I am) |
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Dear Luv,
I feel like I'm drowning. Please throw me a life jacket. Doc |
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93 That's 39 spelled backwards Ash... 
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Dearest Luv, Do you have a magic potion or spell or something to find my sweetie a job so he can finish his last semester of school and move closer to me? Thanks bunches! Doc Im not a witch doctor, ya know? But I actually can help him. Im just, "that good". hehe. Tell him to look for 2 golden arches, and a sign that says "McDonalds", and ill put in a good word for him, with the owner, "Ronald". Tell him to practice saying these lines BEFORE he applies, "would you like to super size that today?" "would you like fries with that?" "would you like a hot apple pie for dessert?". And if they dont order a drink... "would you like something to drink with that?". Good luck..............and taking YOUR calls NOW................... |
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Mon 01/02/12 02:57 PM
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Ummmmmmmmm Turtle, Ya did not take this seriously, coming from "ME", did you? You DO know me better than that by now...right? What I said was true, but screaming it at you was meant to be a joke, like your old, and deaf, and cant hear me,.......hahaha.......humor. hey luvmedoc, my question for today is, why do I keep waking up in the middle of the night and can't gO back to sleep??? LIVE ONLINE with Turtle........................ Thats a really easy one.............. CAUSE YOUR FRIGGEN OLD, LIKE THE REST OF US. AND OLD PEOPLE DONT EVER SLEEP THROUGH THE NIGHT, UNLESS THEY TAKE 4 SLEEPING PILLS, THAT YOUR ONLY SUPPOSE TO TAKE ONE OF, LIKE I DO!!!!!!!! And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE............................ but, butt...I'm only 93 Dayyyyyyyyum! Could someone please dust Turtle? |
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Dear Luv.... I could use your help with an issue I have experienced lately. (since I was about 4) Between 4- 5 am...I wake up with a throbbing angry looking boner that is demanding attention....I try to ignore it but it slaps me upside the chest just expecting me to go stick him into something....I have tried to explain that "The bar sluts are already asleep man" Still, my penis wakes me at odd hours to do it's bidding. Please! Help me reason with him and tell him that super satisfying sexual gratification is over rated experience and a marketing scheme that "The Man" has implemented to keep us all fat and lazy. I really apprecieate your input...I sometimes feel like my penis is in control of my destiny and would feel better if my penis was controlled by internet chicks. (no way they could be more screwed off than I am) Oh this is sooooooooooo easy. First you get me a note of consent, from Soufie. Then I will be more than happy, to take your penis situation, into my hands, and deal with it, accordingly. And if all it does is spit at me, then I will have to give it some oral disipline, and hopefully that works. If it doesnt, no worries, we just cut it off! Thank you and Happy New Year...................nex caller LIVE..... |
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Edited by
jemare
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Mon 01/02/12 03:15 PM
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Dear Dr. Luv: Well since my dinner with my Mingle gentleman I have written four e-mails and made two unanswered phone calls (I don't leave messages, ha). AFTER he sees your photo shop'd pic of me, Do you think he'll want a second dinner just to see if I could have ACTUALLY hid those things somewhere? (ongoing joke with Roberta, for those who don't understand this).
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Dear Dr. Luv: Well since my dinner with my Mingle gentleman I have written four e-mails and made two unanswered phone calls (I don't leave messages, ha). AFTER he sees your photo shop'd pic of me, Do you think he'll want a second dinner just to see if I could have ACTUALLY hid those things somewhere? (ongoing joke with Roberta, for those who don't understand this). Im not thinkin hes gonna believe that, because you did say, that there was a kiss good night, if im not mistaken. He would of tripped on those, on the way to kiss you, if they were there on Friday! But nice try. And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE........................... |
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Dear Doc.......
I fear I am losing my touch. When I arrived for my last 3 pickups......there was no one home. Is it my breath, deodorant....or am I just getting so old that they see me ...comming??? Please help Death has lost its....sting!!! |
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Mon 01/02/12 03:49 PM
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Dear Doc....... I fear I am losing my touch. When I arrived for my last 3 pickups......there was no one home. Is it my breath, deodorant....or am I just getting so old that they see me ...comming??? Please help Death has lost its....sting!!! ONLINE LIVE with ummmmmmmmm, Death.......thanks for calling(I think).............. Ya see, "death" is just not "in" anymore. Its just soooooooooooo dated! I mean, so many people are doing it now. You got all those Hollywood stars, doing it, and theres more, and more, suicides every year, not to mention, all the drunk drivers killing people, and with kids taking weapons to school now, its just too much of a daily thing. Im thinkin you need a better gig! Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike......... AN ICE CREAM TRUCK! There ya go!! You can play Van Halens,"Ice Cream Man", over the speakers, nice and loud, and really get noticed!! Especially in the POSH neighborhoods! And I bet people will consider listening to old "Van Halen" songs, MUCH WORSE THAN DEATH! Especially if you play it over a "Kraco" stereo! Hey, if this works out, do I get free ice cream? I like 50/50, "Dreamsickle" bars. Just sayin And if im not suspended for that answer, im takin YOUR calls LIVE... |
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Dear Doc....... I fear I am losing my touch. When I arrived for my last 3 pickups......there was no one home. Is it my breath, deodorant....or am I just getting so old that they see me ...comming??? Please help Death has lost its....sting!!! ONLINE LIVE with ummmmmmmmm, Death.......thanks for calling(I think).............. Ya see, "death" is just not "in" anymore. Its just soooooooooooo dated! I mean, so many people are doing it now. You got all those Hollywood stars, doing it, and theres more, and more, suicides every year, not to mention, all the drunk drivers killing people, and with kids taking weapons to school now, its just too much of a daily thing. Im thinkin you need a better gig! Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike......... AN ICE CREAM TRUCK! There ya go!! You can play Van Halens,"Ice Cream Man", over the speakers, nice and loud, and really get noticed!! Especially in the POSH neighborhoods! And I bet people will consider listening to old "Van Halen" songs, MUCH WORSE THAN DEATH! Especially if you play it over a "Kraco" stereo! Hey, if this works out, do I get free ice cream? I like 50/50, "Dreamsickle" bars. Just sayin And if im not suspended for that answer, im takin YOUR calls LIVE... I like this Idea.........not sure I'll look good in white.... But.........My push-up is .....still in workin order!!!! Thanks Doc |
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I like this Idea.........not sure I'll look good in white.... But.........My push-up is .....still in workin order!!!! Thanks Doc Anytime! Just doing my job! And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE......................... |
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Long time show hijacker and infrequent caller.......
It seems that toooooo many cans of liquid death found themselves in my stomach over the weekend. Any tips on how can I rejoin the living again? |
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Long time show hijacker and infrequent caller....... It seems that toooooo many cans of liquid death found themselves in my stomach over the weekend. Any tips on how can I rejoin the living again? Ooooooooooooooooooooooook. Neener, neener, neener, you got a hangover! Neener, neener, neener, I hope you barfed! Neener, neener, neener, whos hurting now! Hehehehe not me!!! YOU!!!! Neener, neener, neener, I guess you cant handle your booze either! Neener, neener, neener, What a friggen lightweight, rookie, drinker, (are you getting de'ja'vue' yet??? Any of this sound familiar???) Neener, neener, neener, what a wuss! Neener, neener, neener........................................... And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE............................ |
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