I did not biotchy say that, at biotchy all.

I want as many Biotches and Basnastards as biotchy possible,

in my kingdom!!!

Im just biotchy wondering,

what it is you biotchy seek, to be rewarded here,

besides the title of KCBasnastard?

The kudos you receive here,

is a biotchy royal title,

you join in the brother and sisterhood of the Biotches and Basnastards,

and more time with the Biotch Queen.

But mostly, you will have this kingdom to come to,

when you want to biotch,

or just be a basnastard,

or spend time with other basnastards and biotches,

or vent,

or whatever,

and not be judged.

Is that not rewarding enough for you?

Some people just want everything..... I'm the biotchy King and I can't even get any cake!

But, do you receive biotchy pie???

Not for a while.

I reiterate, life's a biotch.

It sure is, but if it wasn't, we wouldn't have a biotchy kingdom!

Biotchin good biotchy point!
Queendom...right?

Kingdom/Queendom...same difference. No matter what you call it, you know who's actually in charge. Just look at the Clinton administration!

Morning Biotches and Basnastards.



Petebasnastard, I biotchy love your basnastardly azz too,

and by biotchy visiting the kingdom, you shall not be turned into a biotchy frog.



That is not being a kiss azz Turtlebasnastard, that is showing biotchy respect for the biotcy queen. Did you not biotchy learn yesterday, that such biotchy remarks pertaining to the Biotchy Queen, will get your biotchy tongue cut out. This is a place for biotcy biotching, but not about or to the biotchy queen!

But on the flip side......



You were an exceptionally biotchy basnastard yesterday, so you biotchy get a biotchy pass, on the biotchy remark about the Biotch Queen.





TXbiotch is exceptionally biotchy wise, and is a seasoned biotch, so the words she biotchy spoke to you, are bitchy true. THank you TXBiotch! However, you are a biotchy new biotch, so I shall not biotchy punish thee.



If thy king is biotchy displeased with his biotchy position here, I will be biotchy happy to have thee beheaded, and find a new basnastardly king.

Carry on Biotches and Basnastards Carry on!

Wiser biotchy words were never biotchy spoken.

No one has more authority in the kingdom, than me.

Over my biotchy dead body, will only anyone, have more biotchy authority, than me!

I am the ULTIMATE BIOTCH QUEEN!

Then why did you biotcy behead the cook servant.

Im not baking a biotchy thing for any biotchy one...

im a freakin biotchy queen!!!

I dont do biotchy labor, fool!

I had no choice in the matter. I told that basnastardly cook to make me a cheeseburger and you know what he brought me? a biotchy SOYBURGER!

Kingly One wants cake? Biotchin Dairy Queen biotchin makes ice biotchin cream cake.

(ummmmmmmm honey, im not sure, but I dont think they had Soy, or cheesburgers, in midevil times???)

A Dairy Queen? Is she the ruler of the Wisconson Queendom?

Ummmm.......errrr.... Well, that's no excuse for him bringing me that slop!

Oh, my King, you are biotchin wise beyone yer biotcin ears!

Ok, now we are way off the storyline here.

I know FOR SURE there were no Dairy Queens in midevil times.

Biotchy good biotchy afternoon my biotchy queen and basnastard king