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Topic: Luv2roknrolls Biotch Club, SIGN UP NOW!!!! - part 3
doc_dog's photo
Thu 11/10/11 02:30 PM
Biotchily sneaks in the biotchin back door of the castle undetected. Has already forked the biotchin groundsman basnastard, sacrificed the basnastardly horseman as he was attempting to escape with the finest biotchin mare, and picked the brain of the biotchin guardsman for future biotchin use. Has been a full day indeed. Also briefly tasted the oh so fine basnastardly baker to get cake for the biotchin Queen.

Has realized I am the only biotch capable of speakin olde worlde English with a bitchinly adorable southern accent. Eat yer hearts out, biotches, 'fore someone else bitchinly well eats them for you.

Alerts the Biotch Queen of the horseman sausage awaiting for her dinin pleasure. Biotchinly magically delicious.


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Thu 11/10/11 02:33 PM

Biotchily sneaks in the biotchin back door of the castle undetected. Has already forked the biotchin groundsman basnastard, sacrificed the basnastardly horseman as he was attempting to escape with the finest biotchin mare, and picked the brain of the biotchin guardsman for future biotchin use. Has been a full day indeed. Also briefly tasted the oh so fine basnastardly baker to get cake for the biotchin Queen.

Has realized I am the only biotch capable of speakin olde worlde English with a bitchinly adorable southern accent. Eat yer hearts out, biotches, 'fore someone else bitchinly well eats them for you.

Alerts the Biotch Queen of the horseman sausage awaiting for her dinin pleasure. Biotchinly magically delicious.


what have we here, a new biotch?huh

doc_dog's photo
Thu 11/10/11 02:36 PM
Ah, yes. Biotchinly sneakin in to become second in command biotch. Steppin on as many toes as possible in the biotch process.

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Thu 11/10/11 02:36 PM
sheesh...what a biotch shocked

doc_dog's photo
Thu 11/10/11 02:40 PM
Watch thy basnastardly tongue afore thou loses it! pitchfork

luv2roknroll's photo
Thu 11/10/11 02:41 PM

sheesh...what a biotch shocked
When you look up "biotch" in the dictionary...

it says,

"DocBiotch is too biotchy, to even explain, in this biotchy, thick azz, book!".laugh

luv2roknroll's photo
Thu 11/10/11 02:43 PM

Biotchily sneaks in the biotchin back door of the castle undetected. Has already forked the biotchin groundsman basnastard, sacrificed the basnastardly horseman as he was attempting to escape with the finest biotchin mare, and picked the brain of the biotchin guardsman for future biotchin use. Has been a full day indeed. Also briefly tasted the oh so fine basnastardly baker to get cake for the biotchin Queen.

Has realized I am the only biotch capable of speakin olde worlde English with a bitchinly adorable southern accent. Eat yer hearts out, biotches, 'fore someone else bitchinly well eats them for you.

Alerts the Biotch Queen of the horseman sausage awaiting for her dinin pleasure. Biotchinly magically delicious.




Very nicely done, biotchy DocBiotch.

But be careful not to biotchy kill too many of the servants, for they cost me biotchy shillings, and I am a cheap azz biotch!

Now, give me my biotchy sausage, biotch!

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Thu 11/10/11 02:44 PM

Watch thy basnastardly tongue afore thou loses it! pitchfork
i kant thee it *looking down with crossed eyes*

doc_dog's photo
Thu 11/10/11 02:45 PM
Greetins, my Biotchy Queen. Any sacrifices today? *biotchily rubs hands together in anticipation*

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Thu 11/10/11 02:45 PM


sheesh...what a biotch shocked
When you look up "biotch" in the dictionary...

it says,

"DocBiotch is too biotchy, to even explain, in this biotchy, thick azz, book!".laugh
DOH slaphead

doc_dog's photo
Thu 11/10/11 02:46 PM
Edited by doc_dog on Thu 11/10/11 02:47 PM
will possibly allow retention of basnastardly tongue if it is put to basnastardly good use.
Humbly bows to Biotch Queen for the recognition.

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Thu 11/10/11 02:50 PM
good use, as in ???

doc_dog's photo
Thu 11/10/11 02:52 PM
Docbiotch has no use for a basnastard who lacks imagination!

luv2roknroll's photo
Thu 11/10/11 02:56 PM

will possibly allow retention of basnastardly tongue if it is put to basnastardly good use.
Humbly bows to Biotch Queen for the recognition.
Get that biotchy basnastard, biotch!

He thinks hes a biotchy studly basnastard, and can just biotchy toss biotches about!

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Thu 11/10/11 02:56 PM
pfffftttt tongue2

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Thu 11/10/11 02:57 PM


will possibly allow retention of basnastardly tongue if it is put to basnastardly good use.
Humbly bows to Biotch Queen for the recognition.
Get that biotchy basnastard, biotch!

He thinks hes a biotchy studly basnastard, and can just biotchy toss biotches about!
am I wrong? flowers

doc_dog's photo
Thu 11/10/11 02:58 PM
Docbiotch looks for dagger to biotchily cut off basnastardly, wagging tongue.

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Thu 11/10/11 02:59 PM
exits stage right---------------->>>>>>>>>>>

luv2roknroll's photo
Thu 11/10/11 03:02 PM



will possibly allow retention of basnastardly tongue if it is put to basnastardly good use.
Humbly bows to Biotch Queen for the recognition.
Get that biotchy basnastard, biotch!

He thinks hes a biotchy studly basnastard, and can just biotchy toss biotches about!
am I wrong? flowers
You just biotchy f'd up, basnastard.surprised

This biotchy biotch, has mad biotchy skills!

I think it biotchy best, you biotchy run, and biotchy hope that you are biotchy faster.

I lay my biotchy shillings, on DocBiotch!

Would anyone else, like to biotchy wager???

luv2roknroll's photo
Thu 11/10/11 03:08 PM

exits stage right---------------->>>>>>>>>>>
Good choice!:thumbsup:

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