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| Topic: Luv2roknrolls Biotch Club, SIGN UP NOW!!!! - part 3 | |
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and now i have a biotchy headache I'll basnastardly rub your biotchy head for you.......  biotchy cmon then ya basnastard |
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and now i have a biotchy headache I'll basnastardly rub your biotchy head for you....... biotchy cmon then ya basnastard Ohhhhhhhhhhh, this biotchy kingdom, is overflowing with biotchy biotchiness! Ohhhhhh, how biotchy happy, that makes the biotchy queen! |
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I humbly ask for a key to the back door. (I can sneak in that way)
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Thu 11/10/11 12:09 PM
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 *the queens guards talking to the queen* We found her lurking about the kingdom. Ooooooooo, who biotchy are you,biotchy looking woman? |
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What up, botches?
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Thu 11/10/11 12:12 PM
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What up, botches? We found this biotchy woman lurking about the biotchy kingdom??? You will biotchy tell me your biotchy buisness here, or I will biotchy have you biotchy beheaded. |
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I am Doc, KareBear is my undercover name (sounds so sweet and innocent), I have the body of a wounded veteran and the spirit of a phoenix.
I ask to be accepted as a biotch in the Queendom. I haz mad skillz that may come in handy, and can easily transform myself like a chameleon. What say you? |
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I am Doc, KareBear is my undercover name (sounds so sweet and innocent), I have the body of a wounded veteran and the spirit of a phoenix. I ask to be accepted as a biotch in the Queendom. I haz mad skillz that may come in handy, and can easily transform myself like a chameleon. What say you? You've got my vote! 
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I am Doc, KareBear is my undercover name (sounds so sweet and innocent), I have the body of a wounded veteran and the spirit of a phoenix. I ask to be accepted as a biotch in the Queendom. I haz mad skillz that may come in handy, and can easily transform myself like a chameleon. What say you? Ohhhhhhhhhhhh, how biotchy delightful!! Gather round biotches...I am biotchy going to swear the biotch into the Biotchy Kingdom. Come here biotchy biotch, and kneel before your biotchy queen.  Welcome! You are now Docbiotch, and a member of the Biotchy Kingdom. Here are your biotchy 2 biotch tee shirts. You must biotchy always wear one in the Kingdom, and must biotchy wear them, no less, than biotchy 2 biotchy times per week. Now, go Docbiotch, and fuzuck up someones biotchy day, and make me biotchy proud of your biotchiness! Carry on Biotches and Basnastards  Carry on! |
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Edited by
doc_dog
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Thu 11/10/11 12:23 PM
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Thank you, sister. I am muchly obliged for your kindness.
I come bearing gifts of bribery for the Queen. Medicines for the body, medicines for the head, black onyx and silver jewely crafted by my personal jeweler, and lamps by my own hand to light the path into darkenss. (Never fall while headed to darkness) Thank you, oh great and powerful Queen. I shall make you proud. |
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I am Doc, KareBear is my undercover name (sounds so sweet and innocent), I have the body of a wounded veteran and the spirit of a phoenix. I ask to be accepted as a biotch in the Queendom. I haz mad skillz that may come in handy, and can easily transform myself like a chameleon. What say you? You've got my vote! Or are you biotchy, not a biotchy biotch? |
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Thank you, sister. I am muchly obliged for your kindness. I come bearing gifts of bribery for the Queen. Medicines for the body, medicines for the head, black onyx and silver jewely crafted by my personal jeweler, and lamps by my own hand to light the path into darkenss. (Never fall while headed to darkness) What say you, oh great Queen? I LOVE biotchy gifts of bribery, and will biotchy take them all! However, I am a biotch, so even though im biotchy taking them, they will biotchy get you nowhere, with the Biotchy Queen. 
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Oh great Queen, I am forever grateful for deeming me worthy of the title Docbiotch.
I shall now scurry to enhance my quarters in the Biotchy castle. There I will entertain men for pleasure, men for personal gain, and men for sacrifice. I solemnly swear to uphold the oath you have bestowed upon me. You shall not regret your decision, my Queen. |
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The next gift of bribery will certainly win me favor as it will be the manhood of my first sacrificial male, presented on a silver platter with a chalice of homemade kahlua and a side of homemade salsa. As I have confessed, my Queen, I haz mad skillz.
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I am Doc, KareBear is my undercover name (sounds so sweet and innocent), I have the body of a wounded veteran and the spirit of a phoenix. I ask to be accepted as a biotch in the Queendom. I haz mad skillz that may come in handy, and can easily transform myself like a chameleon. What say you? You've got my vote! Or are you biotchy, not a biotchy biotch? Are you kidding??? I joined this club way back in week 1! I just don't come in that often cause I'm only a biotch for one week out of the month.
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Off with her head!
(lmao) |
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The next gift of bribery will certainly win me favor as it will be the manhood of my first sacrificial male, presented on a silver platter with a chalice of homemade kahlua and a side of homemade salsa. As I have confessed, my Queen, I haz mad skillz. 
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I am Doc, KareBear is my undercover name (sounds so sweet and innocent), I have the body of a wounded veteran and the spirit of a phoenix. I ask to be accepted as a biotch in the Queendom. I haz mad skillz that may come in handy, and can easily transform myself like a chameleon. What say you? You've got my vote! Or are you biotchy, not a biotchy biotch? Are you kidding??? I joined this club way back in week 1! I just don't come in that often cause I'm only a biotch for one week out of the month. and only be a biotch one week out of the month.  Give me your biotchy biotch card back!
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Off with her head! (lmao) Ohhhhhhhhh look, shes already showing massive biotchy biotchiness! Shes REALLY A BIOTCH! |
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*Docbiotch watches silently, fighting laughter at the possible dismissal of another, all the while knowing it could be her one day*
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