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Topic: Luv2roknrolls Biotch Club, SIGN UP NOW!!!! - part 3
ujGearhead's photo
Fri 11/11/11 11:06 AM



Kingly One wants cake? Biotchin Dairy Queen biotchin makes ice biotchin cream cake.


A Dairy Queen? Is she the ruler of the Wisconson Queendom?

Oh, my King, you are biotchin wise beyone yer biotcin ears! rofl


Of course I'm wise beyond my biotchy ears. My ears have no wisdom. My brainy part is on the other end of my biotchy ear holes!

Guards! Check Docbiotches credentials! I am doubting her claims to being a real doc!

luv2roknroll's photo
Fri 11/11/11 11:06 AM




Position? I'm just holding the biotchy position of wanting some biotchy cake! Mmmmmmm.......cake.....


Then why did you biotcy behead the cook servant.

Im not baking a biotchy thing for any biotchy one...

im a freakin biotchy queen!!!

I dont do biotchy labor, fool!


I had no choice in the matter. I told that basnastardly cook to make me a cheeseburger and you know what he brought me? a biotchy SOYBURGER!


(ummmmmmmm honey, im not sure, but I dont think they had Soy, or cheesburgers, in midevil times???)


Ummmm.......errrr.... Well, that's no excuse for him bringing me that slop!
Well than hire another biotchy cook servant! Whats so biotchy hard about that. And make biotchy sure, he knows how to biotchy make cake.

ujGearhead's photo
Fri 11/11/11 11:13 AM


Kingly One wants cake? Biotchin Dairy Queen biotchin makes ice biotchin cream cake.
Ok, now we are way off the storyline here.

I know FOR SURE there were no Dairy Queens in midevil times.


You mean all those cows are producing milk all on their own? With nobody profiting from it? My biotchy kingy senses are feeling an opportunity for a biotchin milk monopoly!

Ash36's photo
Fri 11/11/11 11:16 AM
Amen! Boitchy king n Boitchy queen, this soldier is faithful to your kingdom

ujGearhead's photo
Fri 11/11/11 11:21 AM
Edited by ujGearhead on Fri 11/11/11 11:27 AM





Position? I'm just holding the biotchy position of wanting some biotchy cake! Mmmmmmm.......cake.....


Then why did you biotcy behead the cook servant.

Im not baking a biotchy thing for any biotchy one...

im a freakin biotchy queen!!!

I dont do biotchy labor, fool!


I had no choice in the matter. I told that basnastardly cook to make me a cheeseburger and you know what he brought me? a biotchy SOYBURGER!


(ummmmmmmm honey, im not sure, but I dont think they had Soy, or cheesburgers, in midevil times???)


Ummmm.......errrr.... Well, that's no excuse for him bringing me that slop!
Well than hire another biotchy cook servant! Whats so biotchy hard about that. And make biotchy sure, he knows how to biotchy make cake.


I've heard tales of an elf named Johnny who lives in the big tree and makes biotchin cookies. Surely, he can also bake a cake. We must have him for our own! Hmmmm..... An Ash is a tree, so surely Ashbasnastard should know where to find this elven biotchy baker.....

txmomof2's photo
Fri 11/11/11 11:24 AM




Kingly One wants cake? Biotchin Dairy Queen biotchin makes ice biotchin cream cake.


A Dairy Queen? Is she the ruler of the Wisconson Queendom?

Oh, my King, you are biotchin wise beyone yer biotcin ears! rofl


Of course I'm wise beyond my biotchy ears. My ears have no wisdom. My brainy part is on the other end of my biotchy ear holes!

Guards! Check Docbiotches credentials! I am doubting her claims to being a real doc!


laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

doc_dog's photo
Fri 11/11/11 11:24 AM
Edited by doc_dog on Fri 11/11/11 11:26 AM
*biotchily laughs her biotchin arse off!!!*

Any biotchin one who wants to play biotchin Doctor with this DocBiotch best not worry about biotchin credentials!

ujGearhead's photo
Fri 11/11/11 11:30 AM

*biotchily laughs her biotchin arse off!!!*

Any biotchin one who wants to play biotchin Doctor with this DocBiotch best not worry about biotchin credentials!


*Is glad he only plays doctor with the Biotchy Queen*

doc_dog's photo
Fri 11/11/11 11:38 AM
*Biotchin blood tests all biotchin negative*

Ash36's photo
Fri 11/11/11 11:48 AM






Position? I'm just holding the biotchy position of wanting some biotchy cake! Mmmmmmm.......cake.....


Then why did you biotcy behead the cook servant.

Im not baking a biotchy thing for any biotchy one...

im a freakin biotchy queen!!!

I dont do biotchy labor, fool!


I had no choice in the matter. I told that basnastardly cook to make me a cheeseburger and you know what he brought me? a biotchy SOYBURGER!


(ummmmmmmm honey, im not sure, but I dont think they had Soy, or cheesburgers, in midevil times???)


Ummmm.......errrr.... Well, that's no excuse for him bringing me that slop!
Well than hire another biotchy cook servant! Whats so biotchy hard about that. And make biotchy sure, he knows how to biotchy make cake.


I've heard tales of an elf named Johnny who lives in the big tree and makes biotchin cookies. Surely, he can also bake a cake. We must have him for our own! Hmmmm..... An Ash is a tree, so surely Ashbasnastard should know where to find this elven biotchy baker.....
boitchy king is being way too cocky. So Ashbastanard is on his way to find elven boitchy baker Johnny. Who is said to live up on a hill. But only if he could have a piece of that cake!! Did ya hear that boitchy king?

luv2roknroll's photo
Fri 11/11/11 12:03 PM

Biotchy good biotchy afternoon my biotchy queen and basnastard king
Biotchy good biotchy afternoon, my biotchy loyal, wise, and trusted, TXBiotch!flowerforyou

luv2roknroll's photo
Fri 11/11/11 12:03 PM
Edited by luv2roknroll on Fri 11/11/11 12:09 PM

Biotchy good biotchy afternoon my biotchy queen and basnastard king
Biotchy good biotchy afternoon, my biotchy loyal, wise, and trusted, TXBiotch!flowerforyou

Thank you for setting the biotchy new biotch straight on this biotchy day! You are forever biotchy faithful!

Since you are wisest, of the biotchy biotches, you shall have to biotchy teach DocBiotch, about the biotchy kingdom.

She is a very biotchy biotch, but could be biotchier if she biotchy hangs with your biotch azz enough.


luv2roknroll's photo
Fri 11/11/11 12:04 PM




Kingly One wants cake? Biotchin Dairy Queen biotchin makes ice biotchin cream cake.


A Dairy Queen? Is she the ruler of the Wisconson Queendom?

Oh, my King, you are biotchin wise beyone yer biotcin ears! rofl


Of course I'm wise beyond my biotchy ears. My ears have no wisdom. My brainy part is on the other end of my biotchy ear holes!

Guards! Check Docbiotches credentials! I am doubting her claims to being a real doc!
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

luv2roknroll's photo
Fri 11/11/11 12:06 PM

Amen! Boitchy king n Boitchy queen, this soldier is faithful to your kingdom
Yes, my basnastardly Ashbasnastard, is biotchy truely faithful, to the biotchy Queenbiotch and Kingbasnastard!

And we are biotchy grateful, for your biotchy faithfulness Ashbasnastard!

luv2roknroll's photo
Fri 11/11/11 12:10 PM


I've heard tales of an elf named Johnny who lives in the big tree and makes biotchin cookies. Surely, he can also bake a cake. We must have him for our own! Hmmmm..... An Ash is a tree, so surely Ashbasnastard should know where to find this elven biotchy baker.....


rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

luv2roknroll's photo
Fri 11/11/11 12:15 PM







Position? I'm just holding the biotchy position of wanting some biotchy cake! Mmmmmmm.......cake.....


Then why did you biotcy behead the cook servant.

Im not baking a biotchy thing for any biotchy one...

im a freakin biotchy queen!!!

I dont do biotchy labor, fool!


I had no choice in the matter. I told that basnastardly cook to make me a cheeseburger and you know what he brought me? a biotchy SOYBURGER!


(ummmmmmmm honey, im not sure, but I dont think they had Soy, or cheesburgers, in midevil times???)


Ummmm.......errrr.... Well, that's no excuse for him bringing me that slop!
Well than hire another biotchy cook servant! Whats so biotchy hard about that. And make biotchy sure, he knows how to biotchy make cake.


I've heard tales of an elf named Johnny who lives in the big tree and makes biotchin cookies. Surely, he can also bake a cake. We must have him for our own! Hmmmm..... An Ash is a tree, so surely Ashbasnastard should know where to find this elven biotchy baker.....
boitchy king is being way too cocky. So Ashbastanard is on his way to find elven boitchy baker Johnny. Who is said to live up on a hill. But only if he could have a piece of that cake!! Did ya hear that boitchy king?
I biotchy heard it,

and im biotchy running things,

around this biotchy kingdom,

so its all biotchy good.

Bring the biotchy elfin baker, and I shall biotchy, let everyone, "eat cake",
and I shall reward you with biotchy shillings Ashbasnastard.

I believe the elfin one, is one of biotchy trickery.

If I am not biotchy mistaken, the elfin one we speak of, is Irishbasnastard.

Now go Ashbasnastard, and you will be biotchly rewarded for your biotchy efforts!

ujGearhead's photo
Fri 11/11/11 12:45 PM

Biotchy good biotchy afternoon my biotchy queen and basnastard king


waving

ujGearhead's photo
Fri 11/11/11 12:47 PM







Position? I'm just holding the biotchy position of wanting some biotchy cake! Mmmmmmm.......cake.....


Then why did you biotcy behead the cook servant.

Im not baking a biotchy thing for any biotchy one...

im a freakin biotchy queen!!!

I dont do biotchy labor, fool!


I had no choice in the matter. I told that basnastardly cook to make me a cheeseburger and you know what he brought me? a biotchy SOYBURGER!


(ummmmmmmm honey, im not sure, but I dont think they had Soy, or cheesburgers, in midevil times???)


Ummmm.......errrr.... Well, that's no excuse for him bringing me that slop!
Well than hire another biotchy cook servant! Whats so biotchy hard about that. And make biotchy sure, he knows how to biotchy make cake.


I've heard tales of an elf named Johnny who lives in the big tree and makes biotchin cookies. Surely, he can also bake a cake. We must have him for our own! Hmmmm..... An Ash is a tree, so surely Ashbasnastard should know where to find this elven biotchy baker.....
boitchy king is being way too cocky. So Ashbastanard is on his way to find elven boitchy baker Johnny. Who is said to live up on a hill. But only if he could have a piece of that cake!! Did ya hear that boitchy king?


Well, ok, just one biotchy piece, and not any of the ones with huge gobs of icing on it.

no photo
Fri 11/11/11 01:29 PM
JUST PLAIN BIOTCHY AFTERNOON FROM THE_PETEBASNASTARD TO ALL IN THE BIOTCH KINGDOM. SO THERE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

no photo
Fri 11/11/11 01:29 PM
JUST PLAIN BIOTCHY AFTERNOON FROM THE_PETEBASNASTARD TO ALL IN THE BIOTCH KINGDOM. SO THERE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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