Topic: I DRED the Strip Club | |
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Edited by
Beachfarmer
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A very, very, VERY COOL friend's bachelor party is this Saturday. We have a party bus. He is (obviously) very in love with a very good woman.
At 22 I realized that I wasn't a big fan of the strip clubs. The "sad factor" and realization that actually getting laid chances were incredibly slim turned me off. Could go on, but looking for classier ideas without being too "Chicky". I have some, but just was interested in what people would say. |
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Anything not cliche'?
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Cliche--How about a night of cards
High Brow--A cigar club and billards Sports enthuesist--A couple hours of paint ball |
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A very, very, VERY COOL friend's bachelor party is this Saturday. We have a party bus. He is (obviously) very in love with a very good woman. At 22 I realized that I wasn't a big fan of the strip clubs. The "sad factor" and realization that actually getting laid chances were incredibly slim turned me off. Could go on, but looking for classier ideas without being too "Chicky". I have some, but just was interested in what people would say. I'm a bachelor party specialist but until they hand out protective shields for my beer in strip clubs... I'm out! My M.O. is to duct tape both their hands to beer mugs... and go bar hopping... Just knowing they need to ask for "restroom assistance" is priceless. Oh and them getting behind the bar to fill up is pretty damn funny too. Ah Good times! |
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Do you need bail money?
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I think you should take the bachelor
to the Zoo. Let him see, for the last time, what it is like to be on the OUTside. |
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If you think you need to treat it as a wake… showing him what he’s gonna miss; go for that… by all means… ‘specially if you’re gonna get bail-monies upfront.
But if you wanna avoid the club/zoo-scene and wanna celebrate his choice to get married… showing him that you understand how it will affect your relationship… try something that you’ll both probably see less of. Do something that you used to do together as friends… regardless of how “lame” it might seem. You know your friend’s mind better than we do… what’s he gonna miss? Best of luck.... |
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I think you should take the bachelor to the Zoo. Let him see, for the last time, what it is like to be on the OUTside. That, and you can watch the monkeys fling poo. |
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That, and you can watch the monkeys
fling poo. Did you ever see that video of the monkey sitting on a branch up a tree..he seems very happy. Then he reaches behind himself, sticks his finger in his own azz, brings it up to his nose and mouth, shrieks bloody murder and falls out of the tree? Hysterical. All grooms should have to watch. |
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Hahaha I've seen that video. Too funny!
How about an overnight camping trip? |
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That, and you can watch the monkeys
fling poo. Did you ever see that video of the monkey sitting on a branch up a tree..he seems very happy. Then he reaches behind himself, sticks his finger in his own azz, brings it up to his nose and mouth, shrieks bloody murder and falls out of the tree? Hysterical. All grooms should have to watch. I need to see that video haha |
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Edited by
Rusty_Knight
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Tue 07/26/11 10:34 AM
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I ask, and I get monkey$#!+ ! It happens all the time. |
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I ask, and I get monkey$#!+ ! It happens all the time. sorry |
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I just went outside for a smoke and tried to think of what *I* would like (should the occasion arise )
I think I'd like a day-long *Buck 'n Doe* with all my friends at a campground with swimming, ski-doos, and a live oldies or country band in the evening. |
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A very, very, VERY COOL friend's bachelor party is this Saturday. We have a party bus. He is (obviously) very in love with a very good woman. At 22 I realized that I wasn't a big fan of the strip clubs. The "sad factor" and realization that actually getting laid chances were incredibly slim turned me off. Could go on, but looking for classier ideas without being too "Chicky". I have some, but just was interested in what people would say. My friend went to laser tag for his bachelor party. |
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I ask, and I get monkey$#!+ ! It happens all the time. It was an example of how, just sitting around sniffing your own azz can be a blast :-) |
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A very, very, VERY COOL friend's bachelor party is this Saturday. We have a party bus. He is (obviously) very in love with a very good woman. At 22 I realized that I wasn't a big fan of the strip clubs. The "sad factor" and realization that actually getting laid chances were incredibly slim turned me off. Could go on, but looking for classier ideas without being too "Chicky". I have some, but just was interested in what people would say. I have never been a big fan of strip clubs either. Maybe a cool concert or a music festival and lots and lots of alcohol...... |
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