Topic: What to say in first email
Beachfarmer's photo
Mon 07/25/11 12:19 PM

laugh

gearhead, i didn't think you were serious

messin with ya

i've had guys bring up body parts in the first couple emails
it is a turn off

yeah, to each his own, i don't give a **** smokin


she's got GREAT elbowslove

soufiehere's photo
Mon 07/25/11 12:43 PM




I think we can sell you :-)

I'll give a buck $2.95 if you're good at finishing drywall.......

I would pay $3 for window cleaning.

Ok, Ok. I'll go up to $3.23, but for drywall and some work in the garden.

You cheap bastid!!!
I will go to #3.24.

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Mon 07/25/11 01:03 PM


You cheap bastid!!!



That fargin' icehole!

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Mon 07/25/11 01:11 PM

What to say in first email



Try this:

You jerk, I can't believe you think you're all that....
Why don't you shove it up your azz... ya halfwit!





I admit, these first e-mails catch me off guard a lil....
But better to receive hate mail than no mail laugh drinker

ujGearhead's photo
Mon 07/25/11 01:21 PM





I think we can sell you :-)

I'll give a buck $2.95 if you're good at finishing drywall.......

I would pay $3 for window cleaning.

Ok, Ok. I'll go up to $3.23, but for drywall and some work in the garden.

You cheap bastid!!!
I will go to #3.24.


She's calling me cheap........*compares $3.23 U.S. dollars to #3.24 British Pounds*............

soufiehere's photo
Mon 07/25/11 01:27 PM


You cheap bastid!!!
I will go to #3.24.

She's calling me cheap........*compares $3.23 U.S. dollars to #3.24 British Pounds*............

hahahaha Oopsies :-)
First, I thought you were British hahaha

Rusty_Knight's photo
Mon 07/25/11 05:58 PM


She's calling me cheap........*compares $3.23 U.S. dollars to #3.24 British Pounds*............


Wow... that's almost like... $5.00 Canadian!!! woo woo!

But you won't want me in any garden... I play sneaky.

My sister asked me to help her weed the 1/2 acre organic vegetable garden at the farm in Toronto, and I pulled *everything green* out.

She sent me away (with a grin on my face) and I never had to help with the weeding again.

(Before you chastise me for being mean... there were 60 other people that were there to help out that day too... I ended up doing the watering with the tractor)

Rusty_Knight's photo
Mon 07/25/11 06:03 PM


Methinks, whatever you say, say it
with heart, and not an agenda.
Gals can read between the lines.
Trying too hard to be clever or cute
can backfire.

Keep it simple, true, and if you can
inject any humor, it is always
appreciated.

The advice to roam amd participate
in the forums is golden. Seeing who
you really are, may generate emails
coming YOUR way.

I think we can sell you :-)


Very nice, Thank You so much... all of you!

bastet126's photo
Mon 07/25/11 06:13 PM
there is a very ancient, very secret, formulation, but if i tell you, i'd have to kill you, which would really defeat the purpose. so, get your swag on in the forums, it is true, you will, if nothing else, make some wonderful friends here. good luck!

Rusty_Knight's photo
Mon 07/25/11 06:27 PM

there is a very ancient, very secret, formulation, but if i tell you, i'd have to kill you, which would really defeat the purpose. so, get your swag on in the forums, it is true, you will, if nothing else, make some wonderful friends here. good luck!


and I would perish fulfilled... knowing that I possessed the secret to the relationship between man and woman...

WAIT!!! did *I* say that???

winterblue56's photo
Thu 07/28/11 07:41 PM



see... now *that* really bugs me

it's hard enough getting up the nerve to even *send* that first email... without a bunch of dimwits having already wrecked, or at least diminished any chance of someone believing I *could* actually be a gentleman.

I don't doubt for a minute that some have sent emails like that... but...

sheesh


You sound like a very nice gentlement to me. Trust me, we can pick out the scammers a mile away

winterblue56's photo
Thu 07/28/11 07:43 PM

Rusty Its a SHARED wisdom,,,lol,, I possess,,as I have been in about ten to fifteen posts about THIS subject,,and I have a good memory to look back on,,,as each post was more or less a survey ,,,lol of the people on each one,,,and all the ones I gave you were like,,,MOST ACCEPTED by the ladies then,,,so its based more on THEIR LIKES here,,,as to it all being my mind only telling you this,,,drinker Honesty man,,IT NEVER FAILS...lol


And you are a gentleman also happy

joy4gud's photo
Fri 07/29/11 08:00 AM


we have email here?


Ya, it's that little thing at the top where scammers from Nigeria ask for your bank info. :tongue: noway frustrated frustrated frustrated sad

:cry: :cry: sad

ujGearhead's photo
Fri 07/29/11 09:14 AM



You cheap bastid!!!
I will go to #3.24.

She's calling me cheap........*compares $3.23 U.S. dollars to #3.24 British Pounds*............

hahahaha Oopsies :-)
First, I thought you were British hahaha


NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble

ujGearhead's photo
Fri 07/29/11 09:15 AM



we have email here?


Ya, it's that little thing at the top where scammers from Nigeria ask for your bank info. :tongue: noway frustrated frustrated frustrated sad

:cry: :cry: sad


Not ALL Nigerians are scammers..... flowerforyou

joy4gud's photo
Fri 07/29/11 09:25 AM




we have email here?


Ya, it's that little thing at the top where scammers from Nigeria ask for your bank info. :tongue: noway frustrated frustrated frustrated sad

:cry: :cry: sad


Not ALL Nigerians are scammers..... flowerforyou

thanks that makes me feel better happy

FantasyArtMan's photo
Mon 08/01/11 12:16 PM
First e-mail? I have no idea, but evidently not what I've been saying!

I've written to 5-6 ladies who made some indication of interest in me here, and very few reply and many of those that do with one or two word replies. I don't feel I've lost anything from people with so little to say, but the lack of replies does puzzle me a bit!

I generally make a playful (I think) comment about some aspect of the info in their profile - like a book, picture, or TV show, etc. You'd think they'd like to talk about such a thing, but nada.

Then again, maybe that's all the reply I need to know I'm on the wrong track. And maybe the same for them too! Who knows!?


FantasyArtMan

Niceladyrealy's photo
Thu 08/11/11 05:32 PM
Say something that would make her smile pleasantly.

RhonLynn's photo
Thu 08/11/11 05:46 PM
Thank you everyone who takes the time to post....
I read through all the threads when I can & have learned alot, Just by looking. I once asked if Dating again is anything like riding a bike, Well No, I do know it takes time & Patience for anything to begin & Friendship is the best of all gifts one could ask for. I wish Happiness & Joy to everyone who reads the threads, Remember you have to kiss a few frogs before you find your Prince/Princess..... It is worth the risk of a wart.

Have a wonderful evening everyone.waving

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Thu 08/11/11 06:55 PM
Here is what drives me to fiery hot cheetos. If I say in my profile that I am only interested in those guys local to me. If I say I don't want someone young enough to have gone to school with my children then WHY are you contacting me. I mean it is kinda difficult to take long walks on the beach with someone who lives hundreds if not thousands of miles away.

And why the heck does someone who does not want children want to strike up a conversation with someone who has SOLE custody and states in her profile "must love children"?