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| Topic: SHE GRABBED MY WEINER!!! | |
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Yeah, 1 of my 3 has a flip-flop fetish. And beating his azz doesn't stop it. Thanksfully I go for the $1.00 flipflops, so it's not a huge loss. Hmmm, just one story, about one animal?! Horse likes to ride in the trailer. Nooooo problem loading him ever. Had borrowed the neighbors flatbed trailer and parked it after use, with the intent of taking it back over the next day. I walk out a bit later to find the horse standing on the trailer, neighing his fool head off. Apparently, he had unlatched the gate, teeter-tottered his way up on the trailer till it balanced flat and was all ready to go. yeah I know...gots storieS!!! Let's tell 'em then run around while luv2 tries to whack us with her flip flop...lol   Why would I use a flip flop when I have crops and whips??
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Dogs have grabbed my wiener many times. When you're a bachelor ya get used to stray bi---- doing that sort of thing. Well a lot of people have told me I ain't all there. Somehow I dont think they were talken about your wiener.... (the theme from "Outer Limits" playing) Look alittle higher Mowtown!!! Are you saying the aliens have been probing my hot dogs? |
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Dogs have grabbed my wiener many times. When you're a bachelor ya get used to stray bi---- doing that sort of thing. Well a lot of people have told me I ain't all there. Somehow I dont think they were talken about your wiener.... (the theme from "Outer Limits" playing) Look alittle higher Mowtown!!! Are you saying the aliens have been probing my hot dogs? im sayen that people probably mean, your not all there about your brain, not your weiner. YOu know, like me!
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 What??? I just thought you were dropping the hot dog, and I tried to catch it for you mommy! |
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What??? I just thought you were dropping the hot dog, and I tried to catch it for you mommy! I've seen that look on my dog. It means "I've just pooped in you left shoe. Now gimme a hot dog or I'll poop in the right one". |
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What??? I just thought you were dropping the hot dog, and I tried to catch it for you mommy! I've seen that look on my dog. It means "I've just pooped in you left shoe. Now gimme a hot dog or I'll poop in the right one". 
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tsk tsk when will you youngsters learn
Its all fun and games untill some one loses a weiner |
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It's still fun, ya just gotta have nice buns.
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hmmmm your sopused to put weinies in buns???????????
Dam now someone tells me |
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hmmmm your sopused to put weinies in buns??????????? Dam now someone tells me Weiners in buns.... I suggest alot of lubrication!
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 Freckles, Belladonna, and ShadowSpell Bella is deaf, so a continuing funny story is watching Freckles growl and bark at her when they play.
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Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...
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Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww... Amazing to think at 3months old when he was dumped, he could walk under her belly, and now a just over a year old he's 2inches taller and 10lbs heavier and still growing.  LOL!
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You must have estimated his
dosage of love just right :-) |
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Freckles, Belladonna, and ShadowSpell Bella is deaf, so a continuing funny story is watching Freckles growl and bark at her when they play. How cute are they!?!? 
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It wasn't my dog but it was a classic moment that none of us will forget ...
We were at the home of a co-worker of my then husband. One of those festive occasions like drinks before a Christmas dance and the house was full. The home was beautifully decorated. The children perfect in every way. The food incredible. The dog impeccably groomed and well behaved ... but ... part way through the evening the dog brought a toy into the living room to chew on. Imagine the poor hostess' shock when she realized that the dog's chew toy was her dildo. Of course all of the men noticed well before her and were laughing hysterically ... go figure  |
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It wasn't my dog but it was a classic moment that none of us will forget ... We were at the home of a co-worker of my then husband. One of those festive occasions like drinks before a Christmas dance and the house was full. The home was beautifully decorated. The children perfect in every way. The food incredible. The dog impeccably groomed and well behaved ... but ... part way through the evening the dog brought a toy into the living room to chew on. Imagine the poor hostess' shock when she realized that the dog's chew toy was her dildo. Of course all of the men noticed well before her and were laughing hysterically ... go figure
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Today im standing in the kitchen, taken a break from Mingle cause my sides were hutring from laughing so much... and I decide to have a hot dog for lunch.  Im standing by the microwave, and my dog "Boogie" jumps,( I chit you not) about 3 feet into the hair, and snags my hot dog right outta my hand!!  Shes NEVER done ANYTHING like that before.. shes half greyhound so the jump was no sweat for her, she can jump a 6 ft fence!  Whats the funniest thing your animal has ever done??? Share your stories with us!!! Its gotta be better than another "orgy" thread!!  I lived with my sister and her husband, they had a pittmix, a younger female cat and I had my cat who is still very playful. Their cat was also pretty playful, so when they got together it was bad news. The dog was very smart and well trained, she loved to babysit the cats. If they would scratch at the furniture, she would walk up to them, put her face right in their face and wag her tail, the cats would of course run away. If they ran around the house, she would bark once, and the cats would settle down, they learned to listen to her. Though she was the sweetest dog and never did hurt them, they were more like her pupps. |
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Today im standing in the kitchen, taken a break from Mingle cause my sides were hutring from laughing so much... and I decide to have a hot dog for lunch. Im standing by the microwave, and my dog "Boogie" jumps,( I chit you not) about 3 feet into the hair, and snags my hot dog right outta my hand!! Shes NEVER done ANYTHING like that before.. shes half greyhound so the jump was no sweat for her, she can jump a 6 ft fence! Whats the funniest thing your animal has ever done??? Share your stories with us!!! Its gotta be better than another "orgy" thread!! I lived with my sister and her husband, they had a pittmix, a younger female cat and I had my cat who is still very playful. Their cat was also pretty playful, so when they got together it was bad news. The dog was very smart and well trained, she loved to babysit the cats. If they would scratch at the furniture, she would walk up to them, put her face right in their face and wag her tail, the cats would of course run away. If they ran around the house, she would bark once, and the cats would settle down, they learned to listen to her. Though she was the sweetest dog and never did hurt them, they were more like her pupps. Just shows how much dogs are like people, huh? Great story Totage, thanks
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She used to think she was a blanket also, and she was a big dog. Kept you nice and warm in the winter though. lol
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