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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Today im standing in the kitchen, taken a break from Mingle cause my sides were hutring from laughing so much...
and I decide to have a hot dog for lunch. 
Im standing by the microwave, and my dog "Boogie" jumps,( I chit you not) about 3 feet into the hair, and snags my hot dog right outta my hand!! 
Shes NEVER done ANYTHING like that before.. shes half greyhound so the jump was no sweat for her, she can jump a 6 ft fence! 
Whats the funniest thing your animal has ever done??? Share your stories with us!!! Its gotta be better than another "orgy" thread!! 
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One time I was cleaning with the ShopVac.
I left it plugged in. In the middle of the night, one of my 5 cats accidentally jumped onto the ShopVac switch, making a sudden start-up. All 5 cats levitated INTO THE AIR instantly. I had never seen this. The knee-jerk reaction to a sudden loud and reverberating sound. Too funny :-) They would go for the weiner if they could. |
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Sat 06/25/11 03:58 PM
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One time I was cleaning with the ShopVac. I left it plugged in. In the middle of the night, one of my 5 cats accidentally jumped onto the ShopVac switch, making a sudden start-up. All 5 cats levitated INTO THE AIR instantly. I had never seen this. The knee-jerk reaction to a sudden loud and reverberating sound. Too funny :-) They would go for the weiner if they could. 
Is this what they looked like???? |
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Is this what they looked like???? hahaha I also levitated to the ceiling nearly so my angle was a wee different :-) |
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Sat 06/25/11 04:07 PM
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Is this what they looked like???? hahaha I also levitated to the ceiling nearly so my angle was a wee different :-) so they looked like this.... 
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Ok...
so they looked like this....
Pretty much :-) Normally black, they turned pretty white too. |
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My dog doesn't do anything spectacular, really. But she will get into the garbage now and then ... she's very dainty about it and does it stealth-like. If she finds a bone, she'll chow down but if for some reason she comes up with a piece of bread or a cookie (her favorite), she will bring it to me, hoping I'll pronounce her a good doggy and let her eat it.
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Dogs have grabbed my wiener many times.
When you're a bachelor ya get used to stray bi---- doing that sort of thing. |
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My dog doesn't do anything spectacular, really. But she will get into the garbage now and then ... she's very dainty about it and does it stealth-like. If she finds a bone, she'll chow down but if for some reason she comes up with a piece of bread or a cookie (her favorite), she will bring it to me, hoping I'll pronounce her a good doggy and let her eat it.
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Dogs have grabbed my wiener many times. When you're a bachelor ya get used to stray bi---- doing that sort of thing.
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Dogs have grabbed my wiener many times. When you're a bachelor ya get used to stray bi---- doing that sort of thing.
Well a lot of people have told me I ain't all there. |
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Edited by
fireflysgirl
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Sat 06/25/11 04:26 PM
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The boi makes a stupid grin by curling his lips & showing teeth after he's done something bad....LOL! I came back in from riding one day and he was making that face so I asked, WTF did you do? He did it again...looked around and he had taken my flip flop outside into "his yard"! I rescued the flip flop & chased his azz around trying to whack him with it, but he made me laugh too hard & I gave up! I called my sister to complain because she gave me this beast & her monster (boi's brother) stole her flip flop, out of her hand, and ran off when she tried to spank him with it...LOL |
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It must be a doggy thing because I have to "hide" my flip flops from my dog. lol
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The boi makes a stupid grin by curling his lips & showing teeth after he's done something bad....LOL! I came back in from riding one day and he was making that face so I asked, WTF did you do? He did it again...looked around and he had taken my flip flop outside into "his yard"! I rescued the flip flop & chased his azz around trying to whack him with it, but he made me laugh too hard & I gave up! I called my sister to complain because she gave me this beast & her monster (boi's brother) stole her flip flop, out of her hand, and ran off when she tried to spank him with it...LOL 
Like this??
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It must be a doggy thing because I have to "hide" my flip flops from my dog. lol My dog also like flip flops and clogs and high heels and sneekers and deck shoes and........................ |
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Dogs have grabbed my wiener many times. When you're a bachelor ya get used to stray bi---- doing that sort of thing.
Well a lot of people have told me I ain't all there. Somehow I dont think they were talken about your wiener.... (the theme from "Outer Limits" playing) Look alittle higher Mowtown!!!
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Yeah, 1 of my 3 has a flip-flop fetish. And beating his azz doesn't stop it. Thanksfully I go for the $1.00 flipflops, so it's not a huge loss.
Hmmm, just one story, about one animal?! Horse likes to ride in the trailer. Nooooo problem loading him ever. Had borrowed the neighbors flatbed trailer and parked it after use, with the intent of taking it back over the next day. I walk out a bit later to find the horse standing on the trailer, neighing his fool head off. Apparently, he had unlatched the gate, teeter-tottered his way up on the trailer till it balanced flat and was all ready to go. |
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Yeah, 1 of my 3 has a flip-flop fetish. And beating his azz doesn't stop it. Thanksfully I go for the $1.00 flipflops, so it's not a huge loss. Hmmm, just one story, about one animal?! Horse likes to ride in the trailer. Nooooo problem loading him ever. Had borrowed the neighbors flatbed trailer and parked it after use, with the intent of taking it back over the next day. I walk out a bit later to find the horse standing on the trailer, neighing his fool head off. Apparently, he had unlatched the gate, teeter-tottered his way up on the trailer till it balanced flat and was all ready to go. 
That is hilarious!!! I can totally picture it too!! |
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Yeah, 1 of my 3 has a flip-flop fetish. And beating his azz doesn't stop it. Thanksfully I go for the $1.00 flipflops, so it's not a huge loss. Hmmm, just one story, about one animal?! Horse likes to ride in the trailer. Nooooo problem loading him ever. Had borrowed the neighbors flatbed trailer and parked it after use, with the intent of taking it back over the next day. I walk out a bit later to find the horse standing on the trailer, neighing his fool head off. Apparently, he had unlatched the gate, teeter-tottered his way up on the trailer till it balanced flat and was all ready to go. yeah I know...gots storieS!!! Let's tell 'em then run around while luv2 tries to whack us with her flip flop...lol 
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The boi makes a stupid grin by curling his lips & showing teeth after he's done something bad....LOL! I came back in from riding one day and he was making that face so I asked, WTF did you do? He did it again...looked around and he had taken my flip flop outside into "his yard"! I rescued the flip flop & chased his azz around trying to whack him with it, but he made me laugh too hard & I gave up! I called my sister to complain because she gave me this beast & her monster (boi's brother) stole her flip flop, out of her hand, and ran off when she tried to spank him with it...LOL
Like this??
very close
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