"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!"


Peter Sellers
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
1964

Bluto's right. Psychotic...but absolutely right.
We got to take these bastards.

We could fight them with conventional weapons.
That could take years...cost millions of lives.

In this case...I think we have to go all out.

I think this situation absolutely requires...a really futile and stupid gesture...be done on somebody's part.

We're just the guys to do it.

National Lampoon's Animal House! :)

Haha. Loved this when I first watched the movie. :)

"I'm your Huckleberry."

--Tombstone, Doc Holliday

"The most important words in the English language are not 'I love you,' but 'it's benign.'"

~deconstructing harry

This was just on tv the other day

Darth Vader: Luke, I am your father....

Luke: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back

"What's he trying to prove? I once saw one of those things sitting behind the wheel of a car in D.C. trying to drive down Independence Avenue. It didn't make me want to be its friend."

- Day Of The Dead '85

"The stuff that dreams are made of."

Sam Spade
Humphrey Bogart

The Maltese Falcon
1941

One of the grand lines from that movie.

One of my favorite movies.

"I saw what you did, and I know who you are."

- I Saw What You Did '65

Valerie Boyd: "I mean, like, jumping right out of your skin, and being absolutely somebody else. Not just pretending, but actually *being* somebody else."

- The World Of Henry Orient

The cuss am I? Are you cussing with me?

- Fantastic Mr. Fox


I absolutely love this movie. A must watch XD

"E.T. phone home." E.T.


Pat Welsh
E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial
1982

"If you ever do that again, I'm gonna pull your eyeballs outta your head and eat 'em."

- Deadbeat At Dawn

"Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to violence, the word and the act. While violence cloaks itself in a plethora of disguises, its favorite mantle still remains... sex. Violence devours all it touches, its voracious appetite rarely fulfilled. Yet violence doesn't only destroy, it creates and molds as well. Let's examine closely then this dangerously evil creation, this new breed encased and contained within the supple skin of woman. The softness is there, the unmistakable smell of female, the surface shiny and silken, the body yielding yet wanton. But a word of caution: handle with care and don't drop your guard. This rapacious new breed prowls both alone and in packs, operating at any level, any time, anywhere, and with anybody. Who are they? One might be your secretary, your doctor's receptionist... or a dancer in a go-go club!"

- Faster, Pussycat Kill! Kill!

shirley maclaine in Steel Magnolias "I'm not crazy I've just been in a bad mood for 40 years"

"Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into!"



Oliver Oliver Hardy
Sons of the Desert
1933

King Richard The Lionheart: What is your opinion on my Crusade? Will God be pleased with my sacrifice?
Robin Longstride: No, he won't.
King Richard The Lionheart: Why do you say that?
Robin Longstride: The massacre, sire.
King Richard The Lionheart: Speak up!
Robin Longstride: When you had us herd two and a half thousand innocent men, women, and children together; the woman at my feet, with her hands bound, she looked up at me. It wasn't fear in her eyes, it wasn't anger. It was only pity. She knew that when you gave the order, and our blades would descend upon their heads, in that moment: we would be godless. All of us. Godless.
-Robin Hood-2010

"As the cars roar into Pennsylvania, the cradle of liberty, it seems apparent that our citizens are staying off the streets, which may make scoring particularly difficult, even with this year's rule changes. To recap those revisions: women are still worth 10 points more than men in all age brackets, but teenagers now rack up 40 points, and toddlers under 12 now rate a big 70 points. The big score: anyone, any sex, over 75 years old has been upped to 100 points."

- Death Race 2000