Elvis: "The revealing of her panties was neither intentional or non-intentional, she just didn't give a damn. She was so sentimental on me that she didn't mind that I got a bird's eye view of her love nest. I felt my pecker flutter once, like a pigeon havin' a heart attack, then lay back down and remain limp and still. Of course, these days even a flutter was kinda reassurin'."

- Bubba Ho-Tep

Bruce Campbell: "I'm not one of those shallow, sex machines like all those other Hollywood types."

Kasey: [behind him] "Hey mister, you still owe me 100 bucks! And we still have to have sex!"

- My Name Is Bruce

Cheryl: "You wanna know the truth about us, Bruce? It wasn't the cheating, or the boozing, or even the endless whining that killed our marriage. You just couldn't commit. To your career, to our relationship, or really to much of anything."

Bruce Campbell: "So, the cheating, boozing and endless whining were ok?"

- My Name Is Bruce

"Why are you wearing that toy on your head?"

"Well if I wear it any where else it chafes."

Val Kilmer-Real genius

"Rosebud."

Orson Welles Citizen Kane 1941

Detective Cameron: "What is this? A homicide, or a bad B-movie?"

- Night Of The Creeps

Brad: "Okay, so we put you up to it... but we said the Phi Omega Gamma house, *not* the Kappa Delta sorority. Do you know the difference?"

Chris Romero: "It's all Greek to me."

- Night Of The Creeps

Prince John: Such an unusual name, "Latrine." How did your family come by it?
Latrine: We changed it in the 9th century.
Prince John: You mean you changed it TO "Latrine"?
Latrine: Yeah. Used to be "Shithouse."
Prince John: It's a good change. That's a good change!

- Robin Hood-Men in Tights

"So if I asked you about art, you'd probably give me the skinny on every art book ever written. Michelangelo, you know a lot about him. Life's work, political aspirations, him and the pope, sexual orientations, the whole works, right? But I'll bet you can't tell me what it smells like in the Sistine Chapel. You've never actually stood there and looked up at that beautiful ceiling; seen that. If I ask you about women, you'd probably give me a syllabus about your personal favorites. You may have even been laid a few times. But you can't tell me what it feels like to wake up next to a woman and feel truly happy. You're a tough kid. And I'd ask you about war, you'd probably throw Shakespeare at me, right, "once more unto the breach dear friends." But you've never been near one. You've never held your best friend's head in your lap, watch him gasp his last breath looking to you for help. I'd ask you about love, you'd probably quote me a sonnet. But you've never looked at a woman and been totally vulnerable. Known someone that could level you with her eyes, feeling like God put an angel on earth just for you. Who could rescue you from the depths of hell. And you wouldn't know what it's like to be her angel, to have that love for her, be there forever, through anything, through cancer. And you wouldn't know about sleeping sitting up in the hospital room for two months, holding her hand, because the doctors could see in your eyes, that the terms "visiting hours" don't apply to you. You don't know about real loss, 'cause it only occurs when you've loved something more than you love yourself. And I doubt you've ever dared to love anybody that much. And look at you... I don't see an intelligent, confident man... I see a cocky, scared s*itless kid. But you're a genius Will. No one denies that. No one could possibly understand the depths of you. But you presume to know everything about me because you saw a painting of mine, and you ripped my f*cking life apart." Robin Williams Good Will Hunting.

Marty McFly: "Wait a minute, Doc, are you trying to tell
me that my mother has got the hots for me?"

Dr. Emmett Brown: "Precisely."

Marty McFly: "Whoa, this is heavy."

Dr. Emmett Brown: "There's that word again; "heavy".
Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a
problem with the earth's gravitational pull?"


Back To The Future

Jules: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon thee.

Pulp Fiction

Do you believe in destiny? That even the powers of time can be altered for a single purpose? That the luckiest man who walks on this earth is the one who finds... true love?

Dracula

Heeere’s Johnny!

The Shining

Indiana Jones: There's a big snake in the plane, Jock!

Jock: Oh, that's just my pet snake Reggie.

Indiana Jones: I hate snakes, Jock! I hate 'em!

Jock: C'mon, show a little backbone, will ya?



Raiders of the Lost Ark

Girly: "Nasty Nanny is no good! Chop her up for fire wood! When she's dead, boil her head, make it into gingerbread!"

- Girly '70

Maitre D': You're Abe Froman?
Ferris: That's right, I'm Abe Froman.
Maitre D': The Sausage King of Chicago?
Ferris: [caught off-guard] ... Uh yeah, that's me.
Maitre D': Look, I'm very busy. Why don't you take the kids and go back to the clubhouse?
Ferris: Are you suggesting that I'm not who I say I am?
Maitre D': I'm suggesting that you leave before I have to get snooty.
Ferris: Snooty?
Maitre D': Snotty.
Ferris: Snotty?

Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

I am serious..and don't call me Shirley.

Airplane

"I see dead people."
The Sixth Sense
1999

Excuse me while I whip this out

Blazing Saddles

"Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."

Forrest Gump
Tom Hanks
1994