Virgins, put on your "no entry" signs!
We are about to confront... guys!


Empress Nympho - History of the World Pt. 1

"Love means never having to say you're sorry." Ali MacGraw, Love Story 1970

"You just had a near life experience" Brad Pitt, Fight Club

Da Nang Hooker: Hey, baby. You got girlfriend Vietnam?
Private Joker: Not just this minute.
Da Nang Hooker: Well, baby, me so horny. Me so HORNY. Me love you long time. You party?
Private Joker: Yeah, we might party. How much?
Da Nang Hooker: Fifteen dollar.
Private Joker: Fifteen dollars for both of us?
Da Nang Hooker: No. Each you fifteen dollar. Me love you long time. Me so HORNY.
Private Joker: Fifteen dollar too beaucoup. Five dollars each.
Da Nang Hooker: Me sucky-sucky. Me love you too much.
Private Joker: Five dollars is all my mom allows me to spend.
Da Nang Hooker: Okay. Ten dollar each.
Private Joker: What do we get for ten dollars?
Da Nang Hooker: Every t'ing you want.
Private Joker: Everything?
Da Nang Hooker: Every t'ing.
Private Joker: [to Rafterman] Well, old buddy, feel like spending some of your hard-earned money?

Full Metal Jacket 1987.

"This is TV. T-V. Next to food and music, this is mankind's greatest invention."

- TerrorVision

"Gee, you guys are pretty big, for wimps. Of course, the joke's on you when those broads come back and start picking out ingredients for chicken McMacho."

- Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death

Bartender (victim): "How do you get a witch pregnant?"


Officer Melvin White: "I don't know, how do you make a witch pregnant?"


Bartender (victim): "You fu@k her!"




Night Patrol 1984

"i'm dead pete, dead people don't like company."
johnny quid, rocknrolla

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning!" Robert Duvall Apocalypse Now
1979

"Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government."
Michael Palin-Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)

Bill S. Preston, Esq.: We told ourselves to listen to this guy.
Ted "Theodore" Logan: What if we were lying?
Bill S. Preston, Esq.: Why would we lie to ourselves?



bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life

Animal House

Chili Palmer: Do you know that unless you are willing to use the R rating, you can only say the "f" word once?

Tommy Athens: You're kidding me.

Chili Palmer: No. You know what I say? **** that. I'm done.




Be Cool 2005

"Badges? We ain't got no badges! We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinking badges!"


Alfonso Bedoya
The Treasure of the Sierra Madre
1948


"Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth."

Lou Gehrig
Gary Cooper
The Pride of the Yankees
1942

"You gotta spike those, Focker! You gotta spike those!" Meet The Parents.

''You will never have me.''Chloe to John Wakefield.Harper's Island

Abbey: "Outside the United States they don't have marshmallows."

Jackie: "Then it's like the only really American food. Wow!"


- Mother's Day '80

Allyson King: "You know, I used to live in this place where the phone man was always coming around."

Ray Daniels: "That bad, huh?"

Allyson King: "Uh uh... that good."

Ray Daniels: "Oh, I thought that you meant that you'd had a lot of phone trouble."

Allyson King: "Hell, I didn't even have a phone!"


- Don't Look In The Basement '73

Danny Zanders: "All I'm trying to do is kill as few people as possible before we get on the plane tomorrow, ok!"

Zombie Honeymoon

"I can't take it anymore, Felix, I'm cracking up. Everything you do irritates me. And when you're not here, the things I know you're gonna do when you come in irritate me. You leave me little notes on my pillow. Told you 158 times I can't stand little notes on my pillow. "We're all out of cornflakes. F.U." Took me three hours to figure out F.U. was Felix Ungar! "



Oscar Madison-The Odd Couple