EXPERIENCE:
THE NAME MEN/WOMEN GIVE TO THIER MISTAKES

ETC. ETC.
A SIGN TO MAKE OTHERS BELIEVE THAT YOU KNOW MORE THAN YOU ACTUALLY DO

DIVORCE: A FUTURE TENSE OF MARRIAGE

CONFERENCE ROOM: A PLACE WHERE EVERYBODY TALKS, NOBODY LISTENS & EVERYBODY DISAGREES LATER ON

COMPROMISE: THE ART OF DIVIDING A CAKE IN SUCH A WAY THAT EVERYBODY BELIEVES HE GOT THE BIGGEST PIECE

CIGARETEE:

A PINCH OF TOBACCO ROLLED IN PAPER WITH FIRE AT ONE END & A TOOL
AT THE OTHER

BOSS: SOMEONE WHO IS EARLY WHEN YOU ARE LATE AND LATE WHEN YOU ARE EARLY

MARRIAGE:

IT'S AN AGREEMENT IN WHICH A MAN LOSES HIS BACHELOR DEGREE AND A WOMAN GAINS HER MASTER, LOL

Maybe some of us women think the same thing of some of you men! For me...it would be nice to find someone to take care of men instead of me always taking care of them!

asphalt - no let's not place blame

Volvo - I failed Sex Ed, but they say it's safe

ambilical cord - like babies really skydive

dictator - yep explains first the disposition, then the mental capacity of the current US President.


yah that's 'nuff.

abominable = a piece of explosive swallowed by a male cow [a bomb in a bull]

tortoise = what our teacher did [taught us]


metronome = Pixie living on the Paris underground railway [Metro gnome]

grammar = the lady married to Grandad

footnote = the writing on the side of sports shoes

thesaurus = an extinct monster who lived on paper

BonnyMiss,I love your pic

Y E A H RIGHT?

EXPLAIN - eggs cooked without any trimmings

HISTORY - boy's explanation for being late for school

PEPPER- what you write on


CAPSIZE - how large a hat you wear

PICCALILLI - pluck an exotic flower

GRUESOME - past tense of grow some

HUMBUG - insect that makes a droning sound

MEANDER - myself and my girl friend

JABBER - prod the lady

PARADISE - two dotted cubes for throwing numbers in games

INTENT- camping

HYACINTH - familiar greeting for Cynthia

{{{{{{{ Greyhound }}}}}}}} this was taken at my doctor's surgery yesterday, I needed a large infusion of caffine to stay awake, solution.....a drip.

bonny i hope i did not spill cooffee again on ur keyboard

Boy, oh boy, Frank, my keyboard became a swimming pool

just wait, i will turn it soon into a lake

defence= someting ya put around th yard so the kids dont get out lol

@ angels

Ascot; a bed for a little donkey

Sponges grow in the ocean.........that kills me!!!

I wonder how much higher the water table would be if it didn't.

Abdicate = To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach
Balderdash = A rapidly receding hairline

Circumvent = The opening in the front of boxer shorts
Coffee = A person who is coughed upon

Beachfarmer, good morning, did u find heaterrrae sir??????

Esplanade = To attempt an explanation while drunk