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Topic: GOLDEN THOUGHTS--FUNNY ONE
Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24680	Mon 07/09/07 08:20 AM
I've been misunderstood like a preacher in a brothel Merely said that gaining 10 pounds and losing only one sounds like a positive monetarily speaking. Please don't break out your Banger Bomber or High Tea, High Caliber Cucumber Sandwich Cannon I'm a Bard...not a Bully

frankfk Joined Sun 09/24/06 Posts: 5684	Mon 07/09/07 08:25 AM
vow BeachFarmer, excellent, i am with you on it

BonnyMiss Joined Thu 05/10/07 Posts: 15342	Mon 07/09/07 08:25 AM
Beachfarmer.............. play the game Bard.No cubunger sammidges, just plain ole French sticks as choice of weapons.

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24680	Mon 07/09/07 08:33 AM
tater tots......on guard

BonnyMiss Joined Thu 05/10/07 Posts: 15342	Mon 07/09/07 08:37 AM
Beachfarmer faces Bonny, they could see the whites of each other's eyes ( although Bonny's eyes are blood shot red from lack of sleep ) a trumpet sounds, they swivel round and march briskly away...ten paces, the starting pistol fires, French sticks at the ready.............CHARGE !!!!!

frankfk Joined Sun 09/24/06 Posts: 5684	Mon 07/09/07 08:48 AM
vow, this dual is a fun today, both parties are on the field with thier weapons

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24680	Mon 07/09/07 08:53 AM
Beach tries to get the the trumpet to play something fierce and ominous and all that comes out is some really cool Herb Alpert tunes. This will intimidate no one....but it might get them groovin long enough as a distraction so he can flee up the sand with his horn tucked between his legs.....hop in his steel horse and ride off to his none virtual life. You are a worthy adversary Bonny and an even better ally!! Adieu Honorable Lady......Adieu whatev.........aw you know the rest

uk1971 Joined Tue 04/10/07 Posts: 22015	Mon 07/09/07 08:56 AM
Enters blowing bugle, Chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarge

BonnyMiss Joined Thu 05/10/07 Posts: 15342	Mon 07/09/07 08:59 AM
Dispatch Warlock and Ajax to bring me his body, open fire, full charge ahead !!!!!! races ahead to the theme song from Battle of Britain

frankfk Joined Sun 09/24/06 Posts: 5684	Mon 07/09/07 08:59 AM
uk1971, bonny need ur help sir

uk1971 Joined Tue 04/10/07 Posts: 22015	Mon 07/09/07 09:03 AM
Avast ya landlubbers. Up periscope. Tubes one and two loaded armed, and ready.

BonnyMiss Joined Thu 05/10/07 Posts: 15342	Mon 07/09/07 09:05 AM
Frank is looking on at the action, eyes wide, he's sooooooo excited and scared at the same time, he reaches into his pocket and pulls out a................................................................................................................................ SNICKERS BAR !!!!

uk1971 Joined Tue 04/10/07 Posts: 22015	Mon 07/09/07 09:06 AM
Miss Bonnie. prepare to repel snickers bars.

frankfk Joined Sun 09/24/06 Posts: 5684	Mon 07/09/07 09:06 AM
a sword to settle this dispute as soon as possible

uk1971 Joined Tue 04/10/07 Posts: 22015	Mon 07/09/07 09:08 AM
I demand satisfaction!!!!!!!!!! Snickers bars at dawn

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24680	Mon 07/09/07 09:09 AM
now THAT would satisfy me Arrrggghhhh I'm sick with need of last word....now I must row Oar Knot!

uk1971 Joined Tue 04/10/07 Posts: 22015	Mon 07/09/07 09:12 AM
Put ya back into it beach or it's off to the colonies for ya. Row ya begger Row.

sweetiepiesupreme Joined Tue 06/12/07 Posts: 7303	Mon 07/09/07 09:12 AM


BonnyMiss Joined Thu 05/10/07 Posts: 15342	Mon 07/09/07 09:13 AM
Bonny espies Franks smarty pants move, she opens the chest plate of her armour, she's got Mars bars. YES !!!!!! Na na na na na

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24680	Mon 07/09/07 09:14 AM
rowing to avoid gettin on me back and gruntin like a scrubba this is either madness or brilliant (funny how those two seem to coincide)