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you need to click your sparley red shoes sista......then it works!!!
 
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sparkley* blah!
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Guess these flip flops don't work the same....DANG!
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I'm available!!Date must come with Pampers and car seat!!
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you might have some luck with that
you might not ...Depends |
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I resemble that comment (adjusts Depends and accordion)...
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Depends are GREAT!
I don't have any control problems. I'm just kinda lazy....and I can't be missin my sports! |
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Single, still waiting for MR. Right not Mr right now.
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now why would anyone take someone who is bleeding out of my belly button?
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I'm not ready to be grabbed,
 but I am waiting for my Prince Charming to sweep me off my feet! |
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I think its ruby slippers
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alot of women available and im sure alot of us men are too!
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Don't forget the monkeys... :)
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still available at the moment
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I have a price
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I bid 12 bananas...
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only 12?
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OK, 12 bananas, 4 drongles and a half eaten apple, that's my final offer...
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ok that's better
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I'm married........
to this bottle of diet coke!!!
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