What Pick up lines have you used, or had used on you , and what have the replies been.

Today i had a man who is staying in our motel come to the office and say.

Can I stand here and perve on you

My reply was... Yeh sure as long as you dont mind a staple in your butt i did smile while i said it as i didnt want to be rude, But really


So how do you all handle it.

The closest I've ever come to using a pickup line was when I was in a bar by myself. A very attractive, but beaten-down lady came in and ordered a drink. She looked like she really needed a lift. I approached and said. "I just wanted tp tell you that I think you are very attractive." I really wasn't trying to pick her up, and I think she appreciated that, because she thanked me very warmly as I left. I always wondered . . . .

I have always assumed that a "pickup line" is just a clever way of avoiding saying what you really want to say. A subtle leer, a sly double-entendre. I despise that kind of junk.

Best one used on me was from this lady who was older than me (40's). She looked at me and said, "You know, I could teach you a thing or two". My response? "Oh yeah? Like what? Math and English?" She just looked at me, thought I was adorable, and then whisked me away and raped me.

Heheehehe

This is not a joke....

Walking up and just telling a complete stranger...

"Pardon me, no offense...but you are gorgeous."

Then walk away.

Chicks go crazy over that sh*.

Finding the chick on the wall at a club....and begging her to dance with me.

...then make her feel really sexy for a few minutes.

Find a woman somewhere and say..

"Excuse me...you just look like you arent enjoying yourself...can I hang out with you until you split?"

weird pick up line....well most recent one was
Darlin: Do you belly dance?????

followed by

Darlin: Have you ever played naked bingo????

Needless to say, neither worked!!!

During a snowball fight/war, a friend of a friend was chasing me and tackled me into a huge pile of snow and said "Now that I caught you, can I keep you?"


I later found out my reply should have been "Don't you think your wife will be pi$$ed if you do that???"

does this cloth smell of cloriform to you ??? was used on me once sill thing is i had been with him 7 years and had his baby lol

You're so gorgeous it looks like should be in Hollywood.

It didn't work.

Knocked on the door.
Told her my car broke down and if I could come in and use her phone?

yes yes it did work lol

Last friday i was at the mall when this guy approached and asked me 'Where are you hiding your wings' and i was like 'sorry?' And he said you must be an angel sent to watch over us.I then laughed hystericaly coz he had an accent.lol

At the end of the night, with the bar closing, I'd ask; "Hey, where are you going?"

Almost always they'd say "home."

Then I'd say, "cool, do you want to come home with me?"

About 1 in 4 would say yes and come home with me.

Another thing I'd do is send a mass text to all the girls that gave me their number asking what they were doing. If I got a reply I'd know that was a girl that wasn't ready for the party to end. If I got two replies, I'd tell them both I had a plaything for us. I'd get 3somes about 1 in 8 times.

I was sitting outside looking up at the sky when a 20-something woman came up to me.
Her: " I just broke down over there, Could you come help me out?"

Me: "I know next to nothing about cars ma'am but Ill push it for you at least."

Her: "I think you can help me just fine. Here my engine is in the back, can you let the backseat down?"

I crawl in the backseat and let down the back seat, there is no engine.

Me: " Solo un momento guapa, didn't you say your car broke down?"

Doors lock.

Her: " No I said that I broke down. Now I hope you don't mind but you're about to revv my engine and I plan to pump on your piston until you run out of oil."

Strangest. Day. Ever.

A woman my size walked up to me once at a singles' dance, and asked me, "would you care for me to staple your butt cheeks together, sir?" to which I replied, "be my guest, young lady, as long as you don't mind I'll be perving on you the entire time it will take."

By far the dumbest pick up line I endures was at a post office...a man in front of me kept turning about and starring at me while I tried to ignore him... they he got the never up to turn around and say "hi is that a gorilla on your shirt". >.> lame

i like riding up to bus stops on my motorcycle and saying to any girl that is waiting there, "it's obvious you need a ride, and i'm going that way". has worked every time so far, but there are times i wish it had not

I once had a man say to me 'hey, cool hair. Does the carpet match the drapes? ...can I find out?'
The first time it happened I was taken aback and kind of just scurried off with my friend (her response being 'at least he thought you were attractive')
The next time it happened I was a little more prepared and replied with "does that line actually work? or is is just a way of you trying to retain whatever dignity you might have had left after your boyfriend dumped you? Because in that case I think you need a stronger approach."
Looking back, if the guy had been able to stand his ground rather than retreat with his tail between his legs I probably would've ****ed him on the spot.