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give the customs gal some experience
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ahhh but the customs girl doesn't have the ring, and chain........so alas no matter how much Alpine begs she must go to the one.......................
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that doesnt need a ring and chain
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ahhhhhhhhh so then if the ring and chain aren't needed than Alpine lures the custom girl into leaving him into the country by showing her his..............
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charm...
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he took her out for a candlelight dinner.........dancing............and
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all of a sudden out of the corner of his eye he spotted an albino...
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Drinking Wild Turkey out of a sippy cup...
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So where's the man of my dreams, is he far away or right next door. should i set out on a mission to find him or should i wait to be found. Either way here i am hoping to find the man i longed for but he's not to be found. Atleast not today not right now, so i go about my day praying to get a message from a sincere soul who needs love as much as i do.
I guess that day will come. |
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Wait a sec, -- let's talk somemore about this sippy cup with the Wild Turkey in it!
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so as he was taking a sip from his sippy..the cup started to giggle because the turkey being wild and all was trying to get out.
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the wild turkey was so excited to find out that he could still gobble, and wasnt being stuffed that he.......
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The top popped off the sippy and the wings of the turkey flapped me in the face!
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boy that is one busy turkey, hes flappin people in the face while he is escaping.......oh wait back to the story.......
after flapping Lakeman in the face the turkey looked at the customs girl and said............. |
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don't let that lady come near me with that ring and chain!!!
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but if you happen to have a nice anklet in my size..I wouldn't be against helping to slip a little wild turkey across the border.
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However when we get to the border the wild turkey has to be BERRRRRRRRRY QUITE, (Hiccup) 
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because, somehow, Alpine had fallen in with an order of silent nuns who were trying to smuggle latex balloons across the border.
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in a body cavity lol
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 alpine decides he wants those latex baloons but how how can he get them from the nuns?
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