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he walked towards me and asked me ....
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Where did you get those shoes?
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At that point, I hoped to just click my shoes and go home, but luck would not have it that way, I looked down at my shoes and......
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they were gone!!!
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A traveling shoe salesman suddenly appeared out of no where..
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and said by these shoes for 9.95 and we will throw in the industrial sized blender free!
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"Margaritas for all my friends please!"
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So I took the shoes and blender and walked away happily, completely forgetting my ex was standing .....
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inside my blender i turned it on
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The blender was full of shoes, ex and Margaritas...what a mess...
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but i drank it anyways
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Nothing goes down smoother than a well-blended ex. So I went on my way, and I stepped on a pile of...
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drunken parrotheads
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I tried to quietly walk over them but I..
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like to hear them scream
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the screaming made me........
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So I sneakily pulled out my blender again and
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began to whip him a
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smoothy filled with everything I could find, among those items were....
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strawberries,pork chops,meatballs,kiwi,and a 1/2 can of dog food
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