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ya'll have totally gotten off subject with this story
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and then this new person walks in looks around and feels right at home because people are dancing on tables and throwing credit cards around and, and,,and yeah..just having a blast.
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She is welcomed with a and a
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and she has a very large drink, gives her head a shake and starts to sing...
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As she begins to sing, the room quiets...........
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Heads turn and she begins to sway to her own drummer aand she slowly ...
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Unbuttons one button
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As she unbuttons the button, Alpine falls off of his stool, and says.............
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WOW More
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Somebody call 911 I broke my hip.
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I fallen and I cant get up
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Alpine has fallen off the stool, and asks for someone to please find the chain for his special ring.........so that he can be pulled up................
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then realized the gal that unbuttoned his pants took off with his ring and chain
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He pulls up his pants...........tripping and falling...........no no its my fave toy.........and its brand new........only got to use it once..............
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once his pants up he noticed damn she took my wallet too!
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He now realizes that to get his wallet, ring, and chain back he must now sign up to be a cabanna boy on the ladies trip to the Virgin Islands...........
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but..how on earth will be prove that he is a Virgin? Is that not a prerequisite for going there?
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alpine starts to sweat bullets thinking about this ..... knowing all he has told on jsh... can he get away with it?
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Fortunately, there was a new, unexperienced customs girl on duty!
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Alpine made it through Customs, and is now a slave opps Cabana boy.........his chain and ring are along on the trip......now for him to................
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