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Are just wanna be condoms!!!
 
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the nuns didnt know any better.... of course they have never used one..... alpine informs them and gives them an earful of information with a big grin on his face......then he asks the young nun....
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If she had ever been to Graceland and teased the alligators
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and she said no.... how do u do that alpine?
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He said u have to take a magic carpet ride before sunup
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she then pauses for a moment......
 and alpine asks what is wrong? she says.... but alpine i dont have a carpet.. alpine then suggests...
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that she should call AVIS they have
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rental magic carpets now......that he would pay but someone stole his wallet..... so the nun called avis.. when she asked to rent a carpet.. they told her..
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alpine thinks and says wait !!! no carpet ? you mean you clean shaven? i could ,,,
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Sue the pants off of u for
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lying to me me! Let's have a seance and get Jim Morrison back here as he knows all about Magic Carpet rides.
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And knows just what to smoke when,,,,
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there is any kind of meat around to be smoked!!!
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which takes alpine back to the time when.....
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he spiced up his meat before he smoked it nice and slow for hours and..
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Realized it wasnt his meat but....
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it was Michael Jackson's!
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then alpine thought...... hummthis could be different...so he thought he would try it.. <knowing his head full of fantasys>
decided to call the dish fantasy meat... so he stuffs it in his mouth then...
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Now he will probley be in court again
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