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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 9 | |
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"I have a year old son whom i stay home and take care of he is my pride and joy. He is my little miracle literally. He is so smart and loves to observe what everyones doing around him which i love at times lol."
Tell him to get his own profile. |
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"I eat popcorn with chopsticks."
Translation: I like to make the simplest tasks as difficult as possible. |
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"I often blurt out the first thing that comes to my mind."
I think the medical term is Tourette Syndrome. |
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"My motto for life is: Live, Love, Laugh. Give me a click if you find any of this interesting...."
I don't know what it means to give you a click. Fortunately I don't find any of it interesting. |
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"When our eyes connect accross the room at a friend's party-we know what the other is thinking"
Is it, "Can you get me a soda while you're over there?" |
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"As I write this I am looking at the water and islands and see that the light has caught the edge of a sailboat dancing on the sea. I breath a sigh of gratitude for being able to witness these changes everyday."
As I read this I feel the shadow of hopelessness and depression settle over me. |
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"I'm not ugly like most girls on here I don't need online datingg."
Of course you don't. You just like getting lewd emails, I'm sure. |
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"love to read the lords book and soft porn on special occasions.."
Two great things that go great together. |
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"I am currently in college pursing a degree in CNA, Teaching, and PHD in psychology."
You're going to need a pretty big purse. |
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"love to read the lords book and soft porn on special occasions.." Two great things that go great together. Okay I peed my pants on that one. 
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"if your looking for a barbie,keep looking."
I love when they give instructions for the obvious. |
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"I am down to earth, but can cut loose at the right moments and have been told I'm a very funny guy."
Just don't cut one loose and blame the stink on me. |
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"I am a huge Michael Bolton fan, and yes I do admitt it."
Uhm.... didn't you already admit it in the first half of the sentence? |
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" i can be a C**T at times better to be honest about that. "
Trust me. It's better just to not be one. |
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"I enjoy getting falling down drunk everyday. Besides being an obnoxious drunk I have a ridiculous sense of humor, usually I am the only one laughing though. All seriousness aside, "
....I suspect you are being honest that's what worries me. |
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"I am not expecting candelight dinners and flowers every night, but manors and a geniune heart would be nice."
If I had a manor I probably wouldn't be here. |
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I dont take very good pictures but i'm cuter in person than pictures."
....nope, its your face. |
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I was told once that love is a conscious effort, and I don't agree because real love doesn't require effort."
....personally I like to be conscious, but I think in your case, unconscious might be better. |
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I can't stand ditzy airheads. When it comes to relationships I have high standards, if you are boring I probably will ignore you, show me attention and love.... "
....Brat. 
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I'm very single and looking for someone who wants to share time with me. "
...very single as apposed to a little bit single? |
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