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Topic: I'll Do The Vacuuming
Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24661	Fri 02/25/11 05:27 PM
I think Neil Young had it (this focused subject) wrong with "Man Needs a Maid".......I keep a pretty neat house. I need an accountant....and a hardass one....I promise I'll obey.... but just cause I wanna!!!

soufiehere Joined Sat 10/24/09 Posts: 45351	Fri 02/25/11 05:33 PM
I think Neil Young had it (this focused subject) wrong with "Man Needs a Maid".......I keep a pretty neat house. I need an accountant....and a hardass one.... I promise I'll obey.... but just cause I wanna!!! Strict budget, you will be ****ing through silk in no time :-)

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24661	Fri 02/25/11 05:59 PM
I need a teacher to focus my mind so I can have an educated guess on the censored 4 lettered words I see.

soufiehere Joined Sat 10/24/09 Posts: 45351	Fri 02/25/11 06:05 PM
I need a teacher to focus my mind so I can have an educated guess on the censored 4 lettered words I see. hahaha Well there is an archaic Mingle2 rule that you cannot even misspell a word to mimic those not allowed, so I don't, I just put the asterisks up :-) Housemanservants don't need education. We train.

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24661	Fri 02/25/11 06:10 PM Edited by Beachfarmer on Fri 02/25/11 06:12 PM
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0002144/ for some reason...got mixed up with Sir John Gielgood (sp?)

soufiehere Joined Sat 10/24/09 Posts: 45351	Fri 02/25/11 06:20 PM
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0002144/ for some reason...got mixed up with Sir John Gielgood (sp?) Actually, I can see how you might confuse Gielgud with Houseman:-)

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24661	Fri 02/25/11 06:30 PM
"Perhaps you'd like me to wash your D!<K for you"...is slightly more "PC" with Arthur, than with little Ricky Schroeder!!!

soufiehere Joined Sat 10/24/09 Posts: 45351	Fri 02/25/11 06:38 PM
'If you and your undershirt will walk two paces backwards, I could enter this dwelling.'

sweetestgirl11 Joined Fri 09/12/08 Posts: 30087	Fri 02/25/11 06:40 PM
Soufie, we could buy beach a frilly apron and have him be our housekeeper Frilly apron? I was thinking more like a speedo and socks. how about a Speedo with a frilly apron?

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24661	Fri 02/25/11 06:48 PM
'If you and your undershirt will walk two paces backwards, I could enter this dwelling.' HAAAAAAAAhahaha (I bow)

soufiehere Joined Sat 10/24/09 Posts: 45351	Fri 02/25/11 06:50 PM
Okay, clean the floor while you are down there.

soufiehere Joined Sat 10/24/09 Posts: 45351	Fri 02/25/11 06:51 PM
how about a Speedo with a frilly apron? Your wish is his command :-)

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24661	Fri 02/25/11 06:51 PM
after your boot

soufiehere Joined Sat 10/24/09 Posts: 45351	Fri 02/25/11 06:56 PM
after your boot It was so fast, you missed it. It is an art.

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24661	Fri 02/25/11 06:57 PM
usually "my" line

soufiehere Joined Sat 10/24/09 Posts: 45351	Fri 02/25/11 07:00 PM
usually "my" line Those days are behind you bud. Housemanservants are rarely seen or heard.

ArtGurl Joined Sun 04/08/07 Posts: 17722	Sat 02/26/11 01:25 AM
I'll take a manservant with a side of YUM! ok maybe that only works in my imagination

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24661	Sat 02/26/11 04:49 AM
I'll take a manservant with a side of YUM! ok maybe that only works in my imagination ques up the music with heavy bassline

s1owhand Joined Fri 05/18/07 Posts: 29437	Sat 02/26/11 05:04 AM


Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Sat 02/26/11 07:08 AM
Id love to stay home and masturb..i mean clean all day while she goes out to work.