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| Topic: 3 things i think you should not ask a lady lolll | |
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Hell I'm 52 do I color my hair hellllllllllllll yeah if I did not I would be more gray headed then moses......started turning gray at the tender age of 16 sweet huhh..... I just wish I had invested in dye many years ago heck would have made a right nice profit by now
 How much do I weigh none of ya dammed business........ 
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Hell I'm 52 do I color my hair hellllllllllllll yeah if I did not I would be more gray headed then moses......started turning gray at the tender age of 16 sweet huhh..... I just wish I had invested in dye many years ago heck would have made a right nice profit by now How much do I weigh none of ya dammed business........ Quit wasteing your time babbleing woman.....that works on the aborigines.... We want boobs. |
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1. Why does your vag smell like that? 2.wheres my effin dinner? and my favorite 3.(right after sex) Is our youngest really mine?  Hmmmmmm !. thats just gross bend over and sniff yourself, then we can compare notes.  Oh and while you are at it you might need to use more toilet paper next time.. 2. by now you would be wearing it, and I would be giggling . 3. And of course our youngest isn't yours, I have no idea who's he is, maybe the truckie's down the road 
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Hahah krupa ya had your chance, up close if ya did not get to see them, then ya not gonna get to see them.....
 Besides how the hell could ya miss them 
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Never ask a woman "When is the due date?"............  Oh Yuck definately, that would embarrass me |
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Is your Grandma hot? Is your Mom hot? Is your daughter hot? .......they tend not to think it is as funny as I do. Yes my Mom is hot!!  77 years old, seven kids and wears a size 4. And no...she never dyes her hair. Yes, my daughter's are hot.... I told you that already. 
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Edited by
eileena9
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Tue 02/15/11 06:20 PM
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oops....I hiccuped....
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Hahah krupa ya had your chance, up close if ya did not get to see them, then ya not gonna get to see them..... Besides how the hell could ya miss them You didn't shove them directly into my face which all men consider to be THE form of female etiquitte... So...You really need to work on that move where you slip,trip, and shove your boobs in my face....cause I will know the next time I meet you if you are expecting me to do all the work... I am from TEXAS baby.... Unless you show me those hooters....I am gonna think you are infiltrating from Delaware..... |
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Hahah krupa ya had your chance, up close if ya did not get to see them, then ya not gonna get to see them..... Besides how the hell could ya miss them You didn't shove them directly into my face which all men consider to be THE form of female etiquitte... So...You really need to work on that move where you slip,trip, and shove your boobs in my face....cause I will know the next time I meet you if you are expecting me to do all the work... I am from TEXAS baby.... Unless you show me those hooters....I am gonna think you are infiltrating from Delaware..... 
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Slight variation:
1. How much do you weight? 2. How old are you? 3. Are you going throught menopause? Top three winning questions. |
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Hahah krupa ya had your chance, up close if ya did not get to see them, then ya not gonna get to see them..... Besides how the hell could ya miss them You didn't shove them directly into my face which all men consider to be THE form of female etiquitte... So...You really need to work on that move where you slip,trip, and shove your boobs in my face....cause I will know the next time I meet you if you are expecting me to do all the work... I am from TEXAS baby.... Unless you show me those hooters....I am gonna think you are infiltrating from Delaware..... Hahaha actually was born in Hobbs New Mexico I's a transplant baby
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Slight variation: 1. How much do you weight? 2. How old are you? 3. Are you going throught menopause? Top three winning questions. Shshsh the last one hell yeah I'm going through menopause but............I don't turn into the devil nor did I start hating sex either hell I rather enjoy it more............ But then make note MENopause and what it starts with............see it is men that cost us most of our problems
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ALIEN!!!!!
I KNEW!!!! the "Where are the Texas People?" thread was a trap to lure us in!!!!! Dirty b!tch! I still love you anyway. :) |
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Dude, answering the question, "Does this dress make me look fat?" is a damned if you do and damned if you don't proposition. You say no you are lying, you say yes get ready to run for your life. My fall back answer is "You tell me!" A wise man knows how to avoid the Dog House!
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Hmmmmmmmm I must not be a lady, i am 42 years old, 62 kilo's no idea what that is in pounds, my hair is only died by the sun, and if I thought I looked fat in a dress I sure wouldnt have it on. So I would be pretty dumb to need to ask if I looked fat. Dont see the problem here, honestly is always easiest and if you cant ask a simple question like how old are you or how heavy you are, then maybe the poor woman is very insecure and doesnt like herself, So find someone who does and have fun, dont walk around on eggshells. Who knows, its not like we weigh nothing or arnt getting older so its not like we should care who knows, If we weight a 100 kg's and you pick us up, you will soon find out how heavy we are. or maybe its a little like asking a man how long his doodle is, why cant we just get an honest unembarrassed answer. i just dont undertand, if someone asks what size bra you take whats the big deal. inscurities are very amusing    
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First never ask a Lady how much does she weigh cause they always take it the wrong way most of the time they may say why i not that fat lolll even if you meant in in a nice way by saying i meant your in good shape at that weight , never ask a lady her age as she may think that she looking old and take it to heart the wrong way ,even if you meant wow you look awesome at that age lollllll ,never ask a lady do you color your hair? she may think something is wrong with her hair or the color is not right lollllll , ok what you all think am i right??????? lolllllll hey i just giving advice to guys that don't know that lolllll ,and lady's sometimes us guys make a comment but not to hurt your feelings or insult you but to complement you so don't snap at them guys till you know what they thinking not saying i ask them Questions cause most of time i don't sometimes the age i might say :)))))  oh BIG HUGSSSSSSSSS to all the Ladys and cheers ^5s guys Have a great day all or night depends where you are :)No OFFENCE to no 1 :)just a thought i was thinking and saw people do :))) Just tell them you think they are great. You'll figure out the other answers on your own if you play your cards right :) |
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Never ask how she likes it... 
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I'd have to agree with Josie, I don't think I'm a lady. xD I'm 22, 130 pounds, never would wear a dress I'd ask the trap of a question, 'Does this make me look fat?' Again, agreement with Josie, I like honesty. :/ I wouldn't want someone lying to me about stuff like that.
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Never ask a woman "When is the due date?"............
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