First never ask a Lady how much does she weigh cause they always take it the wrong way most of the time they may say why i not that fat lolll even if you meant in in a nice way by saying i meant your in good shape at that weight , never ask a lady her age as she may think that she looking old and take it to heart the wrong way ,even if you meant wow you look awesome at that age lollllll ,never ask a lady do you color your hair? she may think something is wrong with her hair or the color is not right lollllll , ok what you all think am i right??????? lolllllll hey i just giving advice to guys that don't know that lolllll ,and lady's sometimes us guys make a comment but not to hurt your feelings or insult you but to complement you so don't snap at them guys till you know what they thinking not saying i ask them Questions cause most of time i don't sometimes the age i might say :))))) oh BIG HUGSSSSSSSSS to all the Ladys and cheers ^5s guys Have a great day all or night depends where you are :)No OFFENCE to no 1 :)just a thought i was thinking and saw people do :)))

Dude, answering the question, "Does this dress make me look fat?" is a damned if you do and damned if you don't proposition. You say no you are lying, you say yes get ready to run for your life.

My fall back answer is "You tell me!"

A wise man knows how to avoid the Dog House!

maybe why I am still single

I tell em exactly what they dont wanna hear. always been a
little to blunt.

Hmmmmmmmm I must not be a lady, i am 42 years old, 62 kilo's no idea what that is in pounds, my hair is only died by the sun, and if I thought I looked fat in a dress I sure wouldnt have it on. So I would be pretty dumb to need to ask if I looked fat.

Dont see the problem here, honestly is always easiest and if you cant ask a simple question like how old are you or how heavy you are, then maybe the poor woman is very insecure and doesnt like herself, So find someone who does and have fun, dont walk around on eggshells.

Who knows, its not like we weigh nothing or arnt getting older so its not like we should care who knows, If we weight a 100 kg's and you pick us up, you will soon find out how heavy we are.


or maybe its a little like asking a man how long his doodle is, why cant we just get an honest unembarrassed answer. i just dont undertand, if someone asks what size bra you take whats the big deal. inscurities are very amusing

Oh wow.! Mum, i didnt knew that much bout you.!! You wieh 62 kilos, thats average i think, n u wrote ur few extra pounds in ur profile.. Gotta correct that one..

I'd have to agree with Josie, I don't think I'm a lady. xD I'm 22, 130 pounds, never would wear a dress I'd ask the trap of a question, 'Does this make me look fat?'

Again, agreement with Josie, I like honesty. :/ I wouldn't want someone lying to me about stuff like that.

Never ask a woman "When is the due date?"............

The Abe Lincoln Geico commercial comes to mind.

1. Why does your vag smell like that?

2.wheres my effin dinner?

and my favorite

3.(right after sex) Is our youngest really mine?

Never ask how she likes it...

If a man tells her how great she looks before she is able to ask any questions about how she looks, there will not be a problem at that level.

Some women feel it is a shameful thing to be less then thin or more than 25 years old. It is a taught response they learned from their mothers and elder women in their family.

Actually its good advice. I am insulted when asked my weight as I do weight lifting and I am heavier than I look. My age isn't too much of a deal but really would rather a man not ask. Again for hair colour; its no ones business but mine.

Never ask her if she swallows.

Always ask her if she was born a woman.

At my age,68, my hair is naturally white...Had a guy ask me if I colored it that color.. Now, why would I do that..lol

no need to ask a woman if she colors her hair, cos the ALL do

Is your Grandma hot?

Is your Mom hot?

Is your daughter hot?


.......they tend not to think it is as funny as I do.

I swallow













all day long

I am 54, never had a gray hair in my life

Finally gaining weight so will soon be starting an 'oh fat me thread'

Krupa, my mom is hot, my Nana died hot and my son is 'smoking hot'!

Never ask for her money

Never ask her to Co-sign a loan for you

Never ever ask her if she needs new batteries