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Has a atatement or question ever made you squirm, and forced you to bite your tongue when in mixed company?
-Look at how far we've come. -Here's a little tip for you. -Do you like eating Chinese? ....etc.... |
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Edited by
soufiehere
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Thu 01/20/11 11:49 AM
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Whenever someone says 'How are you?'
I am always tempted to tell them :-) |
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"Come with me you are under arrest"..............
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I asked an ex once if we could eat chinese for dinner...he wanted to know how many we had to eat
 
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Wait a minute!
 Back it up a bit here!
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i'm not sure about eating the chinese, but definitely don't eat the clowns (they taste funny)
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A (not one of my favorite)teachers once said to me,
"Don't get smart with ME young man!" I thought (  apparently out loud) "Well there's no danger of THAT!"
 Oh my first detention.....gets me all "misty".
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Whenever someone says 'How are you?' I am always tempted to tell them :-) ...so souf, how are you? 
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can i tell someone to jump of the cliff would they? lol
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Prince Charming to Cinderella.......
So, Did you enjoy the Ball? |
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I always wondered why Momma said, "Don't cross the street until the cars go by." We lived in a cultisac.
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At a company meal, the elderly couple who have a business in our building was fixing thier plates from the spread and offer them...
"Get some salad".... They laughed about how they dont really eat salads when I turned to a co-worker and loudly told them... "You two need salad. I am gonna have Joe toss your salad and you will LOVE it!" They politely laughed and said no, then walked off to thier office. The guys in the break room Died laughing. "Dude! You can't say that!!!!!!" I replied "What?....they are old. To them a tossed salad is actually salad." "Joe.....go toss thier wrinkly old salads" Even Joe cried from laughing. |
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 "Betty White"
He just won't go "Downtown"...... you know, where all the restaurants and shops are..... |
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Whenever someone says 'How are you?' I am always tempted to tell them :-) ...so souf, how are you?
Memorable :-) |
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Now wait a minute. I'm actually concerned about being taken as disingenuous.
How are you FAB? |
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Whenever someone says 'How are you?' I am always tempted to tell them :-) ...so souf, how are you?
Memorable :-) Certainly whack worthy |
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 perhaps better said
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Now wait a minute. I'm actually concerned about being taken as disingenuous. How are you FAB? Whack worthy apparently, yaself? |
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Now wait a minute. I'm actually concerned about being taken as disingenuous. How are you FAB? Whack worthy apparently, yaself? If I were to handle the poll, the stats wood definately be rising! |
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Whack worthy apparently, yaself?
If I were to handle the poll, the stats wood definately be rising! It's all in the handle :-) |
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