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Edited by
wux
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Fri 01/21/11 06:29 AM
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I always wondered why Momma said, "Don't cross the street until the cars go by." We lived in a cultisac. My momma said, in the voice of Eric's mother in South Park, "Honey, Snugglebumpkinpie, do wait for the cars to come and then cross the street." |
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is our son really mine
oh wait, i asked my x wife that....right after sex perhaps that made her squirm a bit perhaps thats why shes an x |
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is our son really mine oh wait, i asked my x wife that....right after sex perhaps that made her squirm a bit perhaps thats why shes an x Great move... how to make a wife go move in bed during sex. BTW, I asked this very question from my X, and she said, "of course, honey... he's much more so, too! He's even minor than that." To prove her marital faithfulness to me, she raised our son to be a miner. He's now the understudy to the centrehalf for the San Francisco 49-ers. |
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Edited by
winterblue56
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Sat 01/22/11 09:59 PM
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Why is it that when women have had enough...they can stand to take more; and when men have had enough their are through the door?
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When someone asks me if I'm single and how long I've been divorced. errrrarghhhhhhhhhhh
I jus dont wanna talk about it |
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