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Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 8
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Fri 03/18/11 08:37 PM
GET A GRIP.....HANG ON!
A single phone call tells all....you must have an outrageous sense of humor.."


..if you only knew.


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Fri 03/18/11 08:41 PM
Looking for my soul mate
Romantic, witty, eclectic tastes looking for my best friend and lover in one woman, my soul mate "


good god man, you're 77. Give up the chase already.

never mind.

get some viagra.

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Fri 03/18/11 09:00 PM
"IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR A MAN TO HANG ON HIS ARM,FORGET ME. I AM A SHORTS AND T-SHIRT MAN, NOT INTO DRESS UP!I LIKE COUNTRY MUSIC AND OLD TIME ROCK AND ROLL(50-60'S)"


Picturing:

Bear drinking redneck trailer trash.
Hogs the remote control.

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Fri 03/18/11 09:07 PM
Hello, this is my first experience with online dating. I’m a soon to be divorced..."


Getting an early start?

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Fri 03/18/11 09:09 PM
I want someone to wake up with."



...as apposed to sneaking out in the night..

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Fri 03/18/11 09:09 PM
likes muscular women.."


..I will kick your a$$..

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Fri 03/18/11 09:10 PM
"well lets see i am kind of quit at first but worm up in time.."


you better see a doctor about those.

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Fri 03/18/11 09:13 PM
"..im a very nice guy to nice at times some women think im handsome im just simple im easy going cant seem to find my woman i no shes out there im ready to love ive wasted to much time already ive been i a few relationships but they never appreciated me "


Waste some time learning to punctuate.

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Fri 03/18/11 09:17 PM
"Looking for a Open minded woman
I have finally given this some thought.."


wow at 49... its about time.

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Fri 03/18/11 09:21 PM
"Best Man You Will Ever Find!
I believe that a relationship takes both people involved. "



I would have never thought of that.



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Fri 03/18/11 09:23 PM
"looking to find me a girl
I am really lookimg for a friend to get to know,to start with,and see where it leads"

..we all know where you want it to lead..

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Fri 03/18/11 09:30 PM
Edited by Jeanniebean on Fri 03/18/11 09:32 PM
A Profile assessment:

"Honesty is important to me and pretty much the only thing that is non negotiable."


(Demanding and Unreasonable already.)


I do not lie and I expect the same back.


(Big fat lies..)


I am always trying to better myself ( well i take an occasional day off)


(and has a long way to go)

Also please dont be afraid to be strait forward and honest. I wear big boy pants and can handle it.


(no he can't)


With that, I say goodnight. Its been fun...:banana:

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Sat 03/19/11 10:13 PM
(I'm at it again looking at older men in another state..)


"I am tried of the bar scene and looking for a mature female with a sense of humor and character."


..have you quit drinking then?

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Sat 03/19/11 10:19 PM
"Live to the fullest
Enjoy the sunshine areas
Don't waste my time watching tv
Enjoy inelligent conversation"


What kind of conversation is that?

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Sat 03/19/11 10:21 PM
"Old goat looking for ewe"


eeww..sick

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Sat 03/19/11 10:23 PM
"Iam a hands on kind of person,..."


okay keep your hands to yourself..

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Sat 03/19/11 10:24 PM
Looking for a playful woman"


finally, a man who does want to play games..

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Sat 03/19/11 10:33 PM
Sane guy looking for sane woman..
No drama, no baggage and no drugs. "


No bags? Can I bring my purse?


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Sat 03/19/11 10:45 PM
"Casual Relationship
I like to do things I haven't done before - not dangerous like Bungee Jumping - but exciting. "


Exciting and casual?
This troubles me for some reason. smokin

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Sat 03/19/11 10:47 PM
Would like to meet a lover of life."


..as apposed to someone suicidal?

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