Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 8 | |
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GET A GRIP.....HANG ON!
A single phone call tells all....you must have an outrageous sense of humor.." ..if you only knew. |
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Looking for my soul mate
Romantic, witty, eclectic tastes looking for my best friend and lover in one woman, my soul mate " good god man, you're 77. Give up the chase already. never mind. get some viagra. |
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"IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR A MAN TO HANG ON HIS ARM,FORGET ME. I AM A SHORTS AND T-SHIRT MAN, NOT INTO DRESS UP!I LIKE COUNTRY MUSIC AND OLD TIME ROCK AND ROLL(50-60'S)"
Picturing: Bear drinking redneck trailer trash. Hogs the remote control. |
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Hello, this is my first experience with online dating. I’m a soon to be divorced..."
Getting an early start? |
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I want someone to wake up with."
...as apposed to sneaking out in the night.. |
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likes muscular women.."
..I will kick your a$$.. |
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"well lets see i am kind of quit at first but worm up in time.."
you better see a doctor about those. |
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"..im a very nice guy to nice at times some women think im handsome im just simple im easy going cant seem to find my woman i no shes out there im ready to love ive wasted to much time already ive been i a few relationships but they never appreciated me "
Waste some time learning to punctuate. |
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"Looking for a Open minded woman
I have finally given this some thought.." wow at 49... its about time. |
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"Best Man You Will Ever Find!
I believe that a relationship takes both people involved. " I would have never thought of that. |
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"looking to find me a girl
I am really lookimg for a friend to get to know,to start with,and see where it leads" ..we all know where you want it to lead.. |
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Edited by
Jeanniebean
on
Fri 03/18/11 09:32 PM
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A Profile assessment:
"Honesty is important to me and pretty much the only thing that is non negotiable."
(Demanding and Unreasonable already.) I do not lie and I expect the same back.
(Big fat lies..) I am always trying to better myself ( well i take an occasional day off)
(and has a long way to go) Also please dont be afraid to be strait forward and honest. I wear big boy pants and can handle it.
(no he can't) With that, I say goodnight. Its been fun... |
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(I'm at it again looking at older men in another state..)
"I am tried of the bar scene and looking for a mature female with a sense of humor and character." ..have you quit drinking then? |
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"Live to the fullest
Enjoy the sunshine areas Don't waste my time watching tv Enjoy inelligent conversation" What kind of conversation is that? |
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"Old goat looking for ewe"
eeww.. |
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"Iam a hands on kind of person,..."
okay keep your hands to yourself.. |
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Looking for a playful woman"
finally, a man who does want to play games.. |
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Sane guy looking for sane woman..
No drama, no baggage and no drugs. " No bags? Can I bring my purse? |
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"Casual Relationship
I like to do things I haven't done before - not dangerous like Bungee Jumping - but exciting. " Exciting and casual? This troubles me for some reason. |
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Would like to meet a lover of life."
..as apposed to someone suicidal? |
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