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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 8 | |
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looking for a wonderful woman.."
that would be me, but I don't like to brag... |
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I am a recovering alcoholic with over 24 years of sobriety."
I'd hate to spoil that.... |
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Looking for a long term relationship..."
At 80, that would be 10 years at best. |
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"Who am I? Me! Who am I? Me! Who am I? Me! Who am I? Me! Who am I?
Me! Who am I? Me! Who am I? Me! Who am I? Me! Who am I? Me! Who am I? Me! Who am I? Me! Who am I? Me! Who am I? Me! Who am I? Me!" The tragedy of short-term memory loss. |
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"People will read both your profile AND message when deciding if they should write back to you."
You can't possibly believe that. |
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"My favorite food is chowmaine."
Sort of a Chinese-New England hybrid sort of thing. |
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"i am blonde blue eyes size 1 to a 3"
I really don't care what size your eyes are. |
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"Iam a hard working floral designer with a son that is almost 10 years old looking for a honest man."
Tell him he should wait a few years. |
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Looking for non-game players."
Only people who play games say that... |
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Why should the devil have all the fun?"
Another disgruntled Christian... |
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Looking for soul mate
I am 73 years old, retired Sorry, she died quietly in her sleep... |
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Friendship with chemistry.."
I have chemicals in my meth lab... |
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Edited by
wux
on
Fri 03/18/11 06:18 PM
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"I meet people of the entering world." Oh look, another planet. The porn boys. The lucky Jacks. The bald-headed monster that only knows how to swell and spit. He likes to hang. |
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Looking for a travelling partner..'
(He changed his profile since we did that bank job..") |
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...love to build most things like houses, as I worked in the trade for many a year. "
Oh goody I need a house.... |
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"Brain very well trained." Except for the "complete sentences" thing. Fetch me a thought, Braingor. |
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"i'm looking for the humans"
Look, it's the Supreme Dalek. |
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"fan of F1." I always liked F12. But hey, we all have our own favorite function key. Why don't you come over for a drink. My keyboard overheats. (And you can blow me after, too.) |
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"i like you you like me we like each other." Premature much? Two-pronged circular reasoning. |
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i like breeding boxer dog's. "
I'm not that open minded... |
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