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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 8 | |
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"I realize my marital status may not be settle yet (the attorneys and court will resolve things in due time)" Yeh, that's what they all say... Relax, you are just a statustic. I mean, you got a status-tick. Isn't that stantustic? |
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looking for a wonderful woman.." that would be me, but I don't like to brag... Well, we have a complete selection of see-through new arrivals... for you, sir, I'd suggest the "veronica" model, for 3,000 dollars. If you like we can take it out of the box and it will follow you home. But like I said, this is one beauty in the exclusive "invisible-RM2K" series. It has three gigabytes. That's right, sir, she can entertain you and two of your friends simultaneously. For a simultaneous O. If that's what you're int O. |
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Looking for my Purpose.."
At 66? Maybe you should give up on that. |
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are you smart and warm?"
You can't fix stupid, but I can turn on the stove... |
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open minded lady"
That requirement always troubles me... |
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Physically, I'm 6'2","
How tall are you mentally and spiritually? |
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Loves to hike..."
so when I tell you to take a hike you'll know what I mean...? |
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I'm SEMI GOOD LOOKING AND FUNNY."
at 77 I guess semi good looking is awesome.. |
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"I concern to the person as to value. The happiness is when together with the beloved and loving man."
Is to not to be to making none of this sense you are. |
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AS A FORMER GEOLOGIST I STILL LOVE ROCK AND MINERAL AND FOSSIL COLLECTING.."
Fossils? I may be too young for you.. |
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Looking for an outdoors woman.."
Where were you when I was homeless? |
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"I want to be known as a great vetinarian."
It's much easier if you use real words. |
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"I am single woman from Ukraine. I live in US for more than 15 years. And I am looking for geencard."
I don't know what that is, but I'm pretty sure I don't have one. |
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Looking For The Keeper Of My Heart.."
Don't you keep that in a chest? |
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Looking for a kindred spirit...
Sounds otherworldly.. |
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"Unique me my honesty does truthfulness and independence."
No, that's just horribly worded. Not unique at all. |
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"I AM A ORDAINED MINISTER AND HOLD. A SERICE AT A ASSISTED LIVING HOME. "
Don't have a church huh? I'm ordained too. I'm the high priestess of the Universal Life Church of Brutal Truth and Honesty. |
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looking for wonderful mate.."
would a good screw do? |
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"hi i had to delete my profile for professional reasons."
Being indicted for identity theft will do that. |
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I am Friendly, Sensitive, Romantic, Spiritual, with Sense of Humor."
If you are sensitive, you wouldn't like my sense of humor... 
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