Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 8
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Tue 03/22/11 12:33 PM
MAN SEEKS WOMAN
looking 4 fun time."


...I like a man who gets right to the point.smokin

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Tue 03/22/11 12:34 PM

Yes this is me I like that Im a bad boy with a warm heart Im just looking to see if a she devil is out there .."


....you want a spanking I bet.


dear lord, please don't let this be my ex! LOL-have retired from she-deviling!

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Tue 03/22/11 12:36 PM


Yes this is me I like that Im a bad boy with a warm heart Im just looking to see if a she devil is out there .."


....you want a spanking I bet.


dear lord, please don't let this be my ex! LOL-have retired from she-deviling!


I'm glad to see someone is reading my stuff.waving

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Tue 03/22/11 12:38 PM
Bipidy Bopity BOO!
I was told that you get more messages if your description is longer. I was told that you get more messages if your description is longer. I was told that you get more messages if your description is .."


...Idiot.

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Tue 03/22/11 12:39 PM
DELETE MY ACCOUNT
Please delete my account and stop sending e-mail DELETE MY ACCOUNT DELETE MY ACCOUNT DELETE MY ACCOUNT DELETE MY ACCOUNT DELETE MY ACCOUNTDELETE MY ACCOUNT DELETE MY ACCOUNT DELETE MY ACCOUNT DELETE MY ACCOUNT.."


...I take it this site has a problem with deleting accounts..

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Tue 03/22/11 12:40 PM
I love reading these, but they also remind me that I may be single forever considering how few "decent" profiles I see! LOL laugh

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Tue 03/22/11 12:40 PM
Edited by Jeanniebean on Tue 03/22/11 12:41 PM
"Looking for non judgemental female.."



...Such a creature does not exist.

Besides to request that means you must be a bad person.



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Tue 03/22/11 12:40 PM

DELETE MY ACCOUNT
Please delete my account and stop sending e-mail DELETE MY ACCOUNT DELETE MY ACCOUNT DELETE MY ACCOUNT DELETE MY ACCOUNT DELETE MY ACCOUNTDELETE MY ACCOUNT DELETE MY ACCOUNT DELETE MY ACCOUNT DELETE MY ACCOUNT.."


...I take it this site has a problem with deleting accounts..


or his wifey hacked into his! bigsmile

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Tue 03/22/11 12:42 PM

I love reading these, but they also remind me that I may be single forever considering how few "decent" profiles I see! LOL laugh


It's true -- but the upside is that we will never run out of material for this thread....!


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Tue 03/22/11 12:42 PM
Family Oriented and wants Kids!.."



..child molester.

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Tue 03/22/11 12:44 PM
I let the universe pick who I meet and don't worry if I'm finding Ms. Right or not. .."


...how's that workin' out for ya?" smokin

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Tue 03/22/11 12:45 PM
looking for someone to share with."


....how much you got?

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Tue 03/22/11 12:46 PM
Ardent and Erudite
I am a hoi polloi guy with a patrician mind."


...Huh?

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Tue 03/22/11 12:49 PM
I have a passion for life."


...as apposed to a death wish?

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Tue 03/22/11 12:50 PM
Looking for a Heart of Gold.."


..the price of gold is 1400.00 an ounce and climbing..

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Tue 03/22/11 12:50 PM

Ardent and Erudite
I am a hoi polloi guy with a patrician mind."


...Huh?


Ardent and Erudite sounds like a law firm in Morocco.


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Tue 03/22/11 12:51 PM
Are you ready to leap into the unknown?"


...I think I'm already there.

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Tue 03/22/11 12:52 PM
Let's share happiness."


... get your own.

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Tue 03/22/11 12:54 PM
Here fishie fishie!"


...it will take more than that. Got any bait?

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Tue 03/22/11 12:56 PM
Looking for an easy going and fit woman."


...make up your mind. I can't do both.