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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 8 | |
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"i speech french and English."
You're half-wrong, at best. |
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Looking for a committed relationship.."
That's too much of a commitment. |
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"cheating doesnt exist in my vocabulary."
Then how did you type it? |
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Hi there, allow me to give you some brief information about me. " no, I think I'm going to forbid it. |
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"I am double jointed..??? How do you really answer that question?"
Yes or No, I would assume. |
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what makes me unique is my ability to compete with most men taller and younger than myself, "
Let the fight to death begin.... |
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Hello Ms Wonderful.."
Who told you I was here? |
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"one of the things l was taught as a child, is to never give up finding a good man, with whom lam compartible is important to me."
Yeah, it would be nice to find someone compartible. Whatever that is. |
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I'm into horses of which are not with me...
I should hope not. |
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Am now living alone on beautiful Lake Jackson. "
In a house boat? |
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"i got attacked by a flying monkey but if you message me youll find out more about that."
I bet the monkey has a better profile. |
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I am an older man that has alot of energy."
Translation: I like sex three times a day.. |
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"I'm ready to join the land of the living."
What are you, a zombie? |
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"Several women at work think this is the best way to meet someone."
You work in a meth lab? |
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I am a very youthful acting, laid back, like to drink wine, read, travel, and eat healthy most of the time "
Translation: Acts childish, lazy, drunk, liar, on the lamb, junk food junkie. |
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Looking for friend, possible lover!!
... got Viagra do you? |
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"I am an outgoing, fun-loving girl who needs a man that will compliment me well. There will never be a dull momment with me."
Ooops, wrong again. |
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Old whiskey young women faster horses."
How bout' old women, cheap wine and the back seat of my Duster? 
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Looking for practicing Christian.."
You have to practice that? |
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Been a Hermit long enough,need a Galpal.."
Live in cave? |
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