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Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 8
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Thu 03/17/11 06:47 PM
Edited by wux on Thu 03/17/11 06:51 PM

"Once a woman has the opportunity to be in my presence she will definitely enjoy herself tremendously.'


so.... do you give back rubs?


... provided that her vision of seventh heaven is scrubbling floors and doing the dishes while I make out with the maid. (What else on earth for do you think God made the maid and called His creation "maid"?) (That's A. And B. is that if a regular woman starts her own live-in cleaning business, then she is a self-made maid.)

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Thu 03/17/11 06:49 PM
"Searching for a Good Girl"


don't forget your lantern.

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Thu 03/17/11 06:49 PM
"cmon realy :-(! i rather show u. ;-);-);-);-);-);-);-);-);-);-);-);-);-);-);-);-);-);-);-);-);-);-);-);-);-);-);-);-);-);-);-);-);-);-);-);-);-);-);-);-);-);-);-);-);-);-);-);-);-);-);-);-);-);-);-); "


you big flirt.

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Thu 03/17/11 06:52 PM
"Stop the superficial game please!!!!!"


my games are dead serious I'll have you know...rant



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Thu 03/17/11 06:57 PM
"i want a serious long term relationship"


How long?

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Thu 03/17/11 06:59 PM
"Looking for a special companion"


try the special Olympics.

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Thu 03/17/11 06:59 PM
"Just looking for a good woman with her act together"


..can we take the act on the road?

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Thu 03/17/11 07:00 PM
"I like going to bars, playing pool,etc. Im pretty big into music."


You sound familiar. We've probably met.

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Thu 03/17/11 07:02 PM
"BABY I SMILE WHEN YOU'RE WITH ME"


how did you know I was stalking you?

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Thu 03/17/11 07:04 PM
"I Need Love.."


my corner is 10th and main street. smokin

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Thu 03/17/11 07:05 PM
"a cute shorty wanted for F/T position."

I'm not familiar with that position. Do you have any pictures? smokin



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Thu 03/17/11 07:06 PM
"Looking for a partner in crime."


I'll check with the boss to see if we still need a wheel man..smokin

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Thu 03/17/11 07:07 PM
"In the end..we all just want to be loved"


maybe... but not in the end.

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Thu 03/17/11 07:09 PM
looking for a good time......
I love hanging out. Surely do not want anything serious."




Does hanging out include sex?

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Thu 03/17/11 07:12 PM
"JUST BE YOURSELF !!"



Oh lets not go there..

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Thu 03/17/11 07:13 PM
"I meet people of the entering world."

Oh look, another planet.


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Thu 03/17/11 07:16 PM
"Brain very well trained."

Except for the "complete sentences" thing.

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Thu 03/17/11 07:18 PM
"fan of F1."

I always liked F12. But hey, we all have our own favorite function key.

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Thu 03/17/11 07:20 PM
"It is wonderful to know somebody else is in there."

Probably using the ATM.


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Thu 03/17/11 07:24 PM
"i like you you like me we like each other."

Premature much?




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