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I suppose if you stick a fork in it while its still plugged in that could be trouble.  that's called population control... "it's not a fork, it's a toaster extractor" lawl |
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Edited by
pikles
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Wed 11/03/10 10:06 PM
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Oh, dumbest thing I heard today...
Customer - "My ISP said it's not an issue on their end, they can see the modem just fine." Me - "Did they do a valid ping test?" Customer - "Well, IDK, but my ISP would never lie to me." Me - "Ok, well from my end, I can't see your modem, if I try to ping it, it says 'destination unreachable' indicating an issue with your connection." Customer - "I JUST told you, my ISP would never lie to me, you MUST be doing something wrong" *mumbles* "stupid kid" *click* |
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I was standing in line at Mickey D's the other day and a lady walked up to me and asked if I was in line. I told her I was just waiting for the bus. I literally laughed out loud. Loved your comeback! |
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This little gem is from an actual conversation with a 19 year old hunch back stripper that a moron friend of mine married. I don't recall the exact conversation but this one rang through loud and clear.....
"Yew are soooo stoopid! We don't live on a planet. We live on Earth. Planets are out in space yew dummy.". The ensuing silence was golden when my friend hung his head in embarrassment. "I told you to enjoy hooking up with a stripper.....not marry her" |
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This little gem is from an actual conversation with a 19 year old hunch back stripper that a moron friend of mine married. I don't recall the exact conversation but this one rang through loud and clear..... "Yew are soooo stoopid! We don't live on a planet. We live on Earth. Planets are out in space yew dummy.". The ensuing silence was golden when my friend hung his head in embarrassment. "I told you to enjoy hooking up with a stripper.....not marry her" That made my night Krupa! 
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this is where it came from, show on TLC called sister wives
http://celebrifi.com/gossip/Toasters-Kill-More-People-than-Sharks-and-Other-Fun-Facts-from-Sister-Wives-Video-3564731.html |
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I once heard of a girl who was really excited because she was going to cha-hoo-ah-hoo-ah (Chihuahua)
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This little gem is from an actual conversation with a 19 year old hunch back stripper that a moron friend of mine married. I don't recall the exact conversation but this one rang through loud and clear..... "Yew are soooo stoopid! We don't live on a planet. We live on Earth. Planets are out in space yew dummy.". The ensuing silence was golden when my friend hung his head in embarrassment. "I told you to enjoy hooking up with a stripper.....not marry her" That made my night Krupa! The real irony is that in time...it became clear that she was the smart one of the pair. Dont matter which one thier child takes after....that is gonna be one dumb @ssed kid. |
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the dumbest thing ive heard obama saying he visited 57
states in the usa wonder how long he went to collage to be that dumb WATCH THIS http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpGH02DtIws&feature=player_embedded |
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WHEN I WAS SHOOTING PICS IN PORTLAND AND A LADY walked up and asked me what the camera was for
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Earlier this year, an acquaintance of mine claimed that steroids aren't the least bit destructive to the human body...it's the other drugs that athletes use that purportedly do the damage.
The guy came off as sounding borderline Communist fascist, or at least eccentrically political left wing-ist. When I was in seventh grade, my home room teacher, something of a twit who was teaching us about ancient Japanese history, regularly pronounced samaurai as "samurah." |
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A woman said "I dont own a toaster because toasters kill more people every year than sharks do" Have you heard anything you would like to share? I would like to hear it. That's ridiculous. If that was true, "Jaws" would have been a toaster. Jaws ... was just an overblown sensationalism of a false premise. Great whites are of little threat ... most attacks blamed on whites are bull sharks and .... jelly fish kill way more people .... so... by your assumption .... Jaws should have been .... uuuugh .... squish ... a jelly fish. |
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I drained out my blood vessels cuz I was afraid I would get aids. It's like the number one killer. Next I'm going for my skin so I dont get skin cancer.
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Sneer all you want you ignorant heathens! Grab a toaster by the cord and start flailing away with it and you will then see its destructive power. Watch the back ground closely in many epic battle scenes....there they are...toasters. Brave Heart, Gladiator, Dora the Barbarian. Those things KILL! maybe there should be toaster control laws implemented 
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A woman said "I dont own a toaster because toasters kill more people every year than sharks do" Have you heard anything you would like to share? I would like to hear it. That's ridiculous. If that was true, "Jaws" would have been a toaster. |
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Oh, dumbest thing I heard today... Customer - "My ISP said it's not an issue on their end, they can see the modem just fine." Me - "Did they do a valid ping test?" Customer - "Well, IDK, but my ISP would never lie to me." Me - "Ok, well from my end, I can't see your modem, if I try to ping it, it says 'destination unreachable' indicating an issue with your connection." Customer - "I JUST told you, my ISP would never lie to me, you MUST be doing something wrong" *mumbles* "stupid kid" *click* |
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This little gem is from an actual conversation with a 19 year old hunch back stripper that a moron friend of mine married. I don't recall the exact conversation but this one rang through loud and clear..... "Yew are soooo stoopid! We don't live on a planet. We live on Earth. Planets are out in space yew dummy.". The ensuing silence was golden when my friend hung his head in embarrassment. "I told you to enjoy hooking up with a stripper.....not marry her" That made my night Krupa!
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Oh, dumbest thing I heard today... Customer - "My ISP said it's not an issue on their end, they can see the modem just fine." Me - "Did they do a valid ping test?" Customer - "Well, IDK, but my ISP would never lie to me." Me - "Ok, well from my end, I can't see your modem, if I try to ping it, it says 'destination unreachable' indicating an issue with your connection." Customer - "I JUST told you, my ISP would never lie to me, you MUST be doing something wrong" *mumbles* "stupid kid" *click* Oh, I know. Their ISP is AT&T... They always have our customers reset their routers, perform hard shutdowns of their computers, etc... Stuff that is very VERY bad to do to our equipment... I talked to one of the owners of that restaurant, and explained everything to him, he is a bit more tech savvy than the manager I had spoke with. He knew exactly what I was talking about, and he knows his static IP, and when he saw he couldn't ping it, we did a 3-way call and we both layed into the AT&T tech when he said "Like the last tech said, we can ping the modem, it's nothing on our end, it must be because you are using linux." Morons are breeding at an increasingly fast rate, and it scares the **** outta me sometimes. |
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A woman said "I dont own a toaster because toasters kill more people every year than sharks do" Have you heard anything you would like to share? I would like to hear it. That's ridiculous. If that was true, "Jaws" would have been a toaster. mmmmmmmm, fried shark, sounds yummy! |
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Oh, dumbest thing I heard today... Customer - "My ISP said it's not an issue on their end, they can see the modem just fine." Me - "Did they do a valid ping test?" Customer - "Well, IDK, but my ISP would never lie to me." Me - "Ok, well from my end, I can't see your modem, if I try to ping it, it says 'destination unreachable' indicating an issue with your connection." Customer - "I JUST told you, my ISP would never lie to me, you MUST be doing something wrong" *mumbles* "stupid kid" *click* Oh, I know. Their ISP is AT&T... They always have our customers reset their routers, perform hard shutdowns of their computers, etc... Stuff that is very VERY bad to do to our equipment... I talked to one of the owners of that restaurant, and explained everything to him, he is a bit more tech savvy than the manager I had spoke with. He knew exactly what I was talking about, and he knows his static IP, and when he saw he couldn't ping it, we did a 3-way call and we both layed into the AT&T tech when he said "Like the last tech said, we can ping the modem, it's nothing on our end, it must be because you are using linux." Morons are breeding at an increasingly fast rate, and it scares the **** outta me sometimes. I'm not sure who you were talking to, but AT&T has a separate # u have to call to get linux support. Their normal customer service teams do not support linux. It's a paid service. If you want AT&T to support linux it will cost ur client $114. (per call - sheer insanity - linux is almost as big as Windows these days) Initially I had no problem with unbuntu and AT&T - in fact I connected thru ubuntu when I got my gateway (but the AT&T guy did not know that at the time). I need to reset my adapter now tho, and can't figure out how...I have had AT&T customer service agents suggest that I go into the ubuntu online forums...ummmm...heloo...I can't connect...  I'll prolly end up getting my son to help me during the holidays as he is a linux developer as a hobby & I don't know the platforms |
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