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Topic: Yo momma jokes.
joejealousy Joined Fri 08/20/10 Posts: 274	Wed 10/27/10 09:10 PM Edited by joejealousy on Wed 10/27/10 09:36 PM
yo mommas house so dirty the cockroaches ride around in dune buggies. yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck. yo momma so fat after her bath she left a ring around the lake. yo momma so stupid she sat on the T.V and watched the couch. yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it. yo momma so fat when she walks across the floor the radio skips. you so ugly when you were born the doctor slapped yo momma. yo momma so fat her shadow runs out of breath. yo momma so poor when I visited her trailer, 2 cockroaches tripped me and a Rat tried to steal my wallet. yo momma so old she uses wooden tampons. yo momma so stupid she once attempted to commit suicide by jumping off a curb yo momma so fat she wears a shirt that says " I whipped anorexia's A$$" yo momma so stupid she thought Face Book was a diary of blow jobs. yo momma so ugly she has to sneak up on the mirror.

bhernandez Joined Sun 03/21/10 Posts: 14901	Wed 10/27/10 09:18 PM
i thought these were yo momma jokes. not your momma jokes.

joejealousy Joined Fri 08/20/10 Posts: 274	Wed 10/27/10 09:22 PM
i thought these were yo momma jokes. not your momma jokes. yeah my bad kinda hard to shake the proper grammar.

bhernandez Joined Sun 03/21/10 Posts: 14901	Wed 10/27/10 09:27 PM
good job. haha.

fireflysgirl Joined Mon 10/18/10 Posts: 2957	Wed 10/27/10 09:35 PM
My all time fav is: Yo momma so big she got to use a VCR for a beeper!

joejealousy Joined Fri 08/20/10 Posts: 274	Wed 10/27/10 10:00 PM
yo momma so manly she went to a sporting good store looking for some personal protection and the sales associate suggested a jock strap!

RowBaby Joined Fri 01/22/10 Posts: 11819	Wed 10/27/10 10:11 PM
Yo mama so poor burglars break in her house and leave money.

RowBaby Joined Fri 01/22/10 Posts: 11819	Wed 10/27/10 10:12 PM
Yo momma so short you can see her feet on her drivers license!

Torgo70 Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 27387	Thu 10/28/10 05:24 AM
Yo momma so slow it takes her 3 hours to watch 60 Minutes.

2KidsMom Joined Tue 09/30/08 Posts: 58206	Thu 10/28/10 07:07 AM


Tuckfard Joined Tue 10/26/10 Posts: 354	Thu 10/28/10 07:45 AM
Yo Momma sooo fat she wakes up in sections. ...

Tuckfard Joined Tue 10/26/10 Posts: 354	Thu 10/28/10 07:55 AM
Ok, so. You know how George Washington is on a dollar bill? Well... yo Momma is on a foodstamp!

willing2 Joined Sun 06/08/08 Posts: 20221	Thu 10/28/10 08:16 AM Edited by willing2 on Thu 10/28/10 08:17 AM
Yo mama so fat, she takes up two zip codes. Yo mam so ugly, she has to sneak up on a glass of water to take a drink.

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48928	Thu 10/28/10 12:14 PM
From the TV show "In Living Color": Yo mama is so short, she poses for trophies.

RKISIT Joined Tue 01/08/08 Posts: 16721	Thu 10/28/10 01:11 PM
yo mama so poor she can't even spend the night yo mama so fat when she hauls a$$ she has to make 2 trips

RainbowTrout Joined Fri 04/06/07 Posts: 13869	Thu 10/28/10 04:48 PM
Mommy, Mommy, I keep going in circles. Shut up you little brat or I will nail your other foot to the floor.

AlphaRebel Joined Thu 11/12/09 Posts: 246	Sun 10/31/10 09:22 AM
Yo Momma so fat she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of George Washington's nose

AlphaRebel Joined Thu 11/12/09 Posts: 246	Sun 10/31/10 09:22 AM
Yo momma so fat she took a spoon to the Superbowl