I lie about my intelligence, I generally pretend to be dumber than I am in order not to scare the boys away...

now that’s really smart

Wouldn't it be easier if you just dyed your hair blonde?

I hope you're joking about playing dumb.

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Seriously, it is like the internet is the only place I have met honest people.

Coughbs...ahem

I lie a lot.

To get off work: Grandma got VD again and I gotta take her to the clinic.

To get laid: I am ashamed that I am still a virgin.

To get a raise: I videoed that time we all went to the strip club.

To make my dogs happy: I love you best b*tch.

To make my sister's ugly kid happy: Santa is real! I aint bullsh*tting ya.

To the cops: I was on my way to take care of that.

I lie. So what? I am a lot more honest than a lot of honest people.

I lied about my age....Im really waaaay older

I lied about my boob size.....they are waaaay bigger

I lied about my height.......Im really waaaay shorter


I lied about my lover.......He is reallly waaaaay hotter!

You're a good actor

Well, let me see... I am guilty of slacking off and not keeping things updated. I am still 5'3 1/2" tall and I'm currently weighing in at (steps on scale)...(drum roll please)...732 1/2 lbs. Ooooh, goody!!! (clapping hands excitedly) I've gained a half pound! I have a tendency not to mention my acne problem (um, on my face too) until after I've "hooked" a man. And, I'm always looking for the 'metro' men who would be able to exfoliate my body for me.

I haven't lied about my profession. I am a writer. However, I've gotten some flat out hateful emails from people about my choice of career. One gentleman in particular said, "Writer, huh? Is that what they are calling unemployed these days?" (lol) Which leads me to the 'income' topic. Well, I don't discuss my income and I'm not going to post it anywhere on the internet. It should be enough for them to know that I own my home outright, vehicles, and have plenty to travel on.

Why lie? I see no point in it. I have too much to remember in my life to try and remember what lies I might have told. The truth always comes out.

I am poor, old, 5'7", and pleasently plump. If that don't scare them away nothing will. LOL As for my photo, the one as my main is older, but it is the nicest photo I have ever taken. ( I plan to have that photo to be the one in my obits.) And I do have other more recient posted.

years of practice...going all the way back to high school...

Oh. Was that you I saw jogging by?

Well, that explains all the baby pics I'm seeing.

I really am 5'10, and i think it does intimidate men a lot. I have tried to be more open minded about shorter men. I mean there are a lot of handsome short men out there. But i have never had a problem getting men that are tall. Most my exes are all over 6'3. Of course being online is a whole nother ball game.

No :-)

I see no reason to lie on a profile but so many do.

I find that men do a lot when it comes to height I'm only 5'1 so hello why is it I'm looking face to face to those that say they are 5'8 when I'm in heels? hahaha

Uh, Krup, does G'ma know she's got hypothetical vd? (lol)

hmm yeah ...my main pic is recent ...so yeah thats me lol....as for the others..well I'm pretty sure i'm 6'0 ...anyways yeh i dont see the point in lying...when you find that someone (luck to us all lol) or when you meet someone...they gonna find out the truth heheh

I don't lie on mine.

I wouldn't want to have a man interested in someone else, know what I mean?

Good Grief! 5'6" isn't short enough?? (Yes, that is my height)

Doubtful. We planted that sweet old gal in the bone orchard years ago.