You don't have to lie to not be honest. I am sure that I'm not the only cat that tries to list all the postive things I have going for me, and hide the negatives. It is something you have to do to make internet dating work. Let's test that.

I am an unemployed medical marijuana smoker without a car, and I moved back in with my mom a long two years ago. I don't smoke every day, i am so damned poor right now I only smoke two days a week, and smoking weed is my favorite hobby.

I have not had sex with anybody else in about a year, I have been two dates, each their own train wreck, made out with a random chick at a bar on St. Patty's day, and exchanged naked pics and phone sex with a girl that never showed up. I have had a bad run of women.

I have been unemployed for over a year, I am in debt up to my ****in ears and owe my drivers license over 5000 dollars before I can think about buying another car. The worst part is I never even got a DUI. Piddley *** traffic tickets that added up and turned into a driving without a license. Then when I got a car to go to work i got a second driving without a license. I might actually have an arrest warrent out for me, I'll have to call the government and find out one of these days.

I used to sell furniture, and make good(not great) money. Now I am desperate to find a min wage job that will give me 20 hours per week just to be able to buy somebody dinner, or sit at a bar and talk to random women, or buy enough weed for seven days out of the week.

I have a few hobbies, but none of them are what women would like to see listed. I don't ride any jet ski's or four wheelers and I absolutely hate to ski. **** those expensive death traps anyway. I like to smoke weed, cook food, eat, work out, sit by the pool, watch and talk about football, drink with women, and have sex. The rest of the **** is just filler. I am working on a book that has a snowballs chance in hell of being finished, and an even smaller chance of being published. I don't work on it very often, mainly because I am not a very good writer.

I am looking for a woman that is willing to spend time with me without spending any money. After a year of no sex looks and age don't matter to me much. Seriously, I dated a girl that weighed more than twice as much as me simply because she was cool to hang out with. Sex was like climbing a mountain. I like women of all races and colors. I have a type, but it is hard to define. Eyes are my favorite quality on a woman, and she has to have another good quality. Basically if you have if you have two eyes and are willing to hang out with me your in!

I am an intellegent person with hideously bad luck. If I catch a break I run like hell with it, there are just not many breaks for me to catch in the luck pond. I can be a very determined person, but I also try to let go of things. I have been bitten by following something with too much determination, as well as most of the other ways a person can be metaphorically bitten (by trying too hard, not trying hard enough, being too outgoing, being too smart, being too qualified) you name a positive quality and it has likely worked against me. Hopefully not to the point I am just another jaded person living inside my little comfort box. I stay true to who I am reguardless of the **** storm I have to deal with.

So in summation, I only date women with two eyes, but if you have a cool patch over one like uma thurman on kill bill i would consider you. I am a loser right now, and maybe for the rest of my life, I don't know the future. You can't keep a good man down, but you can knock him down. If you read all of that and are still interested feel free to message me!

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Every day is a new day full of new possibilities. Keep that in mind and keep chasing opportunites.

sorry but I'm a one eyed, one horned, flying purple people eater I jest....I really have 3 eyes.

Kidding

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Come on women, half of you talk about wanting honesty, and I'm pretty sure he didn't make any of that up. So buy an eigth and take him to a movie or something. The 'one' you're looking for just might be having a string of bad luck when you meet him. "behind every great man is a great women" right? Get behind him, inspire him to finish his book. He seems like a decent guy.

9erguy- Finish the book man, Fate plays a role, but we make our own luck.

I didn't read any of that, way too long

Me either, chicka

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Dude I would be here all night reading that... so because i have a glass eye I will say well come, and leave you alone..

I don't have a glass eye... but I am legally blind in my right eye you can't tell by looking at me, but when I try to make a cup of coffee sometimes I don't always make it in the cup.

I forgot to mention I was looking for a woman with an attention span. Once that can read whole books sometimes!

one of the interesting things about reading books is that it helps improve your spelling. i r inteligrent two. welcome to mingle

welcome and good luck.

true enough. not to mention the sense of accomplishment at finshishing something other than your beer would probably help get you out of your funk and it would make interesting bar conversation to some lady or another. plus it seems as if you have more than enough time on your hands to do it. the world is in a sad rut as far as inspiring writers go, and having a voice is important.

I miss having an edit button, I am a terrible speller because I simply don't try to spell the word properly most of the time. It takes away from the flow of what I am trying to say. A lot of my spelling errors are just typo's also. Spelling and intellegence are unrelated. If spelling words right was a paid job I would be a much better speller.




I am not a sence of acomplishment kind of guy. I am more results oriented. Having a stack of papers with ideas I already had in my head written on them doesn't really accomplish anything. I am less about a sence of acomplishment and more about actual accomplishment.

Your honesty is admirable!

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Rose is so gorgeous U need 3 eyes to appreciate her!!

Awe Mikey....

I can read very long books that are interesting. Not so interested in the sob stories.

you took the words right out of my mouth

My middle eye seems to work much better than the outer two...

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Sounds to me like you need to get up off your azz. Welcome.........

This is the kind of selfishness that has run rampant in this country. you want your thoughts known without acknowledging the thoughts of others. there are about 7 billion people out there that did not read this, yet you guys are the only ones who decided to take the time to comment about not reading it, as if I care.