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Topic: The real dating sites are not dating sites
soufiehere's photo
Sat 07/10/10 09:51 AM
Ewwwwwwwwwwwww..
And the pizza is shaped like a face.
I suppose the kielbasa sausage soup
isn't really..

Ladylid2012's photo
Sat 07/10/10 10:10 AM
Now ya'll are just making me hungry...

soufiehere's photo
Sat 07/10/10 10:43 AM

Now ya'll are just making me hungry...
Okay now, hearing that in a
Cannibal Bar just made my azzhole pucker..

Beachfarmer's photo
Sat 07/10/10 10:54 AM


Now ya'll are just making me hungry...
Okay now, hearing that in a
Cannibal Bar just made my azzhole pucker..


Michael Bolton and Celine Dion do the same for me.

Ladylid2012's photo
Sat 07/10/10 10:55 AM


Now ya'll are just making me hungry...
Okay now, hearing that in a
Cannibal Bar just made my azzhole pucker..

I'm a vegetarian..unless ya got a carrot up there your safe with me

Ladylid2012's photo
Sat 07/10/10 10:57 AM



Now ya'll are just making me hungry...
Okay now, hearing that in a
Cannibal Bar just made my azzhole pucker..


Michael Bolton and Celine Dion do the same for me.


Thanks for the visual...

soufiehere's photo
Sat 07/10/10 11:08 AM



Now ya'll are just making me hungry...
Okay now, hearing that in a
Cannibal Bar just made my azzhole pucker..

I'm a vegetarian..unless ya got a carrot
up there your safe with me

After a quick check, I believe you are safe :-)

wux's photo
Sun 07/11/10 09:59 AM
Back in college I was really hot about this chick, and she took me to a synagogue for our first date. I did not speak English yet very well, but I did understand the gesture: Practice your religion, Andrew, or else forget it.

I was hopping mad. I wanted to take her to a strip joint, but she wouldn't come, so I did not even ask. But I did take her to a nice litte South Pacific restaurant, and after the meal I told her that this is a real culinary delight, to eat in a restaurant specializing in cannibalistic dishes.

She puked, and I laughed, and she said, Zzhole, I just think human meat is not kosher.

Telling her it wasn't really human bile she ate, but inyards of shellfish, did not help her cause much, either.

She got an A- in Anthropology, and I got a B+ in organic chemistry.

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