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| Topic: Extra Cheese On My Cluiche' | |
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All of this is easy as pie &
a piece of cake two of the most difficult things to make I guess that means we'll get our just deserts That is...if mwe clean our plate first |
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Awwwwww.........why can't we just start with dessert?
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 a woman after my own cholesterol count.I drive WAY to fast to worry about cholesterol anyway. |
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Burgess Meridith at age 94
"At my age I don't buy green bananas" 
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Betty Davis age....???...Pi
"Growin old ain't for Sissies!" |
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when george burns was asked what sex was like at his age he said. "its
like trying to shoot pool with a piece of rope!" |
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My Great Uncle said that sex was a hard on, and a leak. The End |
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Dolly Parton
"The way I see it, if you want the rainbow you gotta put up with the rain." |
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Burgess Meridith in Grumpy Old Men
"You can wish in one hand and sh*t in the other, and see which one fills up first." |
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if you find yourself stuggling with lonliness you are not alone, and yet
you are alone. So very alone. |
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Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time and scuba
gear. |
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Oooh I like!!!!!!!
The lonliest people are at their lonliest in a room full of people. |
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Madness does not always howl. Sometimes it is a wisper at the end of the
day saying"Is there room in your head for one more?" |
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When the winds of change blow hard enough, the most trivial of things
can become deadly projectiles. |
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You can't have your cake and eat it.
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Intelligence is knowing what to do.
Wisdom is knowing when to do it. |
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You're never alone with a scizophrenic.
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"Is it better to be loved or feared?"
(Cee to Sonny in a Bronx Tale) |
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A TREE!!!!!
Sonny Bono |
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Thank you for calling the Mental Health Hotline...
If you're obsessive compulsive dial 696969696969... |
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