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If you are paranoid...
We know where you are and what your doing! |
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Someone who bites the hand that feeds them
usually has a problem holding the fork with their non-dominant one. |
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If you're dillusional...
Please hold and you'll be contacted by the Mother Ship... |
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Pull the ship over.
I have to take a number 5. |
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If your Schizophrenic...
Please hold a a small voice will tell you what button to push... |
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Habits
-------- Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits. Twain |
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Madness
________ When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. |
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do u believe in fondue?
i believe in fondue too. you know if you look deep within your heart, that you'll find melted cheese. 
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My ex left big holes in my heart.
She was Swiss. |
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what would telephones look like if our mouths werent situated anywhere
near our ears? |
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what would chairs look like if our knees bent the other way.
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do u live around here often?
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for a lot of people I know...they should look like tp rolls anyway.
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do u believe in fondu beach?
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how many vitamins do u have to eat before u feel full.
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birds of a feather stick together
especially if you pour pancake syrup all over them |
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what will happen if you get scared half to death twice.
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Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
Had to be scared half to death 18 times yes fondofu I wonder if syrupy birds at airports have low self esteem |
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i used to have a job at the airport testing the windshields by shooting
chickens out of cannons at the windshields to make sure the windshields wont crack. |
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Now that's just cruel.
What did those windshields ever do to you? |
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