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| Topic: If you could be reincarnated what would you come back as? | |
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I would still be a woman!
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Something that can eat people in a more effective manner than I have currently...
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Edited by
SunnyMcleod
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Wed 05/12/10 04:21 PM
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Something that can eat people in a more effective manner than I have currently...
Heidi Montag?  
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Something that can eat people in a more effective manner than I have currently...
Heidi Montag?
Maybe...I was thinking a wolf or something though, but now that you mention it they are not very far different the two of them. |
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Something that can eat people in a more effective manner than I have currently... A One Eyed, One Horned, Flyin Purple People Eater, does a very efficient job |
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Too easy for me an Eagle in order to soar through the sky as you look down upon the streams and beauty below you......
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Something that can eat people in a more effective manner than I have currently...
Heidi Montag?
Maybe...I was thinking a wolf or something though, but now that you mention it they are not very far different the two of them. I hear she eats children's dreams...and feces 
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With my luck, I'll certainly be a goat....
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me....I could not imagine being anything else.
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a womans bicycle seat
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Something that can eat people in a more effective manner than I have currently...
Heidi Montag?
Maybe...I was thinking a wolf or something though, but now that you mention it they are not very far different the two of them. I hear she eats children's dreams...and feces
I've tried children's dreams before...feces is a bit much, I'll stick to the wolf. |
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With my luck, I'll certainly be a goat.... No. That would be karma. If you came back as a domesticated goat, that would be your luck. |
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TxsGal3333, FearandLoathing, and George were all waiting at the gates of heaven when St Peter came up to let them in.
St Peter said, "You all have led good lives and now you have a choice. You can either come on in and be happy for the rest of your life or. Be reincarnated int anything you choose." TxsGal3333 jumped up and down and was really happy. She told St Peter she always wanted to be an eagle and soar around looking at far away places. So, poof, TxsGal3333 was turned into an eagle and flew away. Mr FearandLoathing told St Peter he always dreamed of being a proud, wise wolf. Able to roam and live a free life. Poof, St Peter turned him into a beautiful, strong wolf. Ole George said he'd always envied studs and wanted to be one. A few years later, Ms TxsGal3333 and Mr FearandLoathing ran into each other in the woods. They both talked about how their new lives were and how all was as wonderful as they had imagined. Mr FearandLoathing asked Ms TxsGal3333," Wonder what ever happened to ole George?" Ms TxsGal3333 replied," A couple months ago I was way up in the sky and saw him. He was on a left rear tire headed to Alaska." |
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Infamously, Prince Charles was secretly recorded talking to Camilla Parker Bowles on the phone, during his failing marriage to Princess Diana:
Charles: "If I'm reincarnated, I want to come back as your tampon" ... 
... May his wish be granted, so be it ... 
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TxsGal3333, FearandLoathing, and George were all waiting at the gates of heaven when St Peter came up to let them in. St Peter said, "You all have led good lives and now you have a choice. You can either come on in and be happy for the rest of your life or. Be reincarnated int anything you choose." TxsGal3333 jumped up and down and was really happy. She told St Peter she always wanted to be an eagle and soar around looking at far away places. So, poof, TxsGal3333 was turned into an eagle and flew away. Mr FearandLoathing told St Peter he always dreamed of being a proud, wise wolf. Able to roam and live a free life. Poof, St Peter turned him into a beautiful, strong wolf. Ole George said he'd always envied studs and wanted to be one. A few years later, Ms TxsGal3333 and Mr FearandLoathing ran into each other in the woods. They both talked about how their new lives were and how all was as wonderful as they had imagined. Mr FearandLoathing asked Ms TxsGal3333," Wonder what ever happened to ole George?" Ms TxsGal3333 replied," A couple months ago I was way up in the sky and saw him. He was on a left rear tire headed to Alaska." OMG that was just PRICELESS........ 
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TxsGal3333, FearandLoathing, and George were all waiting at the gates of heaven when St Peter came up to let them in. St Peter said, "You all have led good lives and now you have a choice. You can either come on in and be happy for the rest of your life or. Be reincarnated int anything you choose." TxsGal3333 jumped up and down and was really happy. She told St Peter she always wanted to be an eagle and soar around looking at far away places. So, poof, TxsGal3333 was turned into an eagle and flew away. Mr FearandLoathing told St Peter he always dreamed of being a proud, wise wolf. Able to roam and live a free life. Poof, St Peter turned him into a beautiful, strong wolf. Ole George said he'd always envied studs and wanted to be one. A few years later, Ms TxsGal3333 and Mr FearandLoathing ran into each other in the woods. They both talked about how their new lives were and how all was as wonderful as they had imagined. Mr FearandLoathing asked Ms TxsGal3333," Wonder what ever happened to ole George?" Ms TxsGal3333 replied," A couple months ago I was way up in the sky and saw him. He was on a left rear tire headed to Alaska." OMG that was just PRICELESS........
You laughin' at me?? 
I'm glad you got a kick out of it!!  
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Gypsy's bicycle seat
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A bird.
So I can soar over the world and see everything from a different perspective. A birds eye view per se. |
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a river or maybe a refrigerator
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