what's happening out in the world now??

Tune into to NBC tommorow night at 8/7 central and experience an matt
lauer interview with Prince William and Prnce Andrew as they discuss who
they are and what there mother's impact on them has been! Inn other
news, it is too d*mn hot in North Carolina, so if you can find a cooler
place, go there!lmao

And this just in= online dating has increased by 75% but there has been
a sudden decline in online shopping, damn cheap ass online dates!! lmao

YOU BRATTTTTTTTTTTTT...Go help some old ladies across the road!!!!!!

LMAO@Mach

Wash your mouth out with soap, young man! Whacks Mach with the Good
Book several times til he pukes up beer and what's left of his brain
cells...

Tonight's special report!!! Michael Jackson has said in a recent Time
magazine article that he no longer can be accused of blonde, blue eyed
boys! He has switched to redheaded freckled faced boys instead!! Watch
out Danny Bonuducci! lmao

Hey lady, where's that monkey????????...

Remember! You must be this tall to ride Mikey!-

and in other news! recent study has shown that more and more people are
masturbating! Last year scores showed 50%, this year the scores come in
at about 89%! When we interviewed Dr. Ruth, she had this to say= people
are finding their bodies to be like the temple of doom, ready to be
explored, adventurous, exciting, and very exotic! Yeh well Ruthie dear,
I am sure doom in a sentence is not a good thing! lmao maybe just me,
but there was alot of snakes in that there temple and if i was exploring
i would only wanna see one snake! lmao

Indiana Mach and the Temple of Doom?????????...

Tune in at 6 for all the details on possibly Rosie o'Donnel taking over
for Bob Barker on THE PRICE IS RIGHT! and in later news, see the toll on
jsh memebers after they were asked if they ever take a dump while
chatting online! Plus if you live in the east, your as$ was hot
today!lmao

Tune in at 6!

In other news...Some shady character by the name of Mach25 was spotted
streaking down the highway in North Carolina today holding up a sign
that read..."SOMEONE PLEASE DATE ME"!!!! When he was finally captured by
police they felt soooooo sorry for him his only punishment was being
signed up for the show...Blind Date!!!!!!!!!

lol and in other news, nativegirl was caught giving handjobs virtually
online, when asked to comment, fellow jsher damnitscloudy had this to
say: well you gotta give her a credit, she is one hell of a multitasker!
lmao

Mach!!! Hi Shelley!

mmm this is great more please

Hey JJ!!!!!!...Mine was better Mach!!!!!!!!

<<waiting to hear more news.......

Cyber police arrested a monkey doing 155 mph through a dating site. When
asked why, the monkey stated that someone had set his pet chicken's
balls on fire. Police are now searching for the fowl fouler!!

Fantastic Four opened at top of the box office this past weekend, when
star the silver surfer was asked if he thinks the movie did him justice
he had this to say: Hell no, where was my makeout/nude scene with
Jessica Alba? ok,ok, sure silver surfer, I bet you made out with jessica
alba, tell another one why don't'cha, more like silver liar! lmao

THIS JUST IN...JESSICA ALBA PREFERS ROCK HARD MEN AND DENIES ANY AFFAIR
WITH SILVER SURFER. "THING IS STILL MY MAIN SQUEEZE. YOU KNOW HOW IT IS
BETWEEN A ROCK AND A HARD PLACE."

the show extra has said that moviestars are what makes the world ever so
interesting, yeh well I believe it will be just as exciting without
having to see up Paris Hilton's skirt for once!lmao